Something I Just Need To Get Off My Chest:

You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

why is no one talking about the fact that there is a corpse in the room when WILSON and house are fighting at his dad's funeral LOL

one of those generically cheerful Bless this Home (and all who enter) signs, but instead it says Memento Mori (remember that you must die)

Lurking in the shadows…

The Lord gave me visions of genderbent Abigail so here it is

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

seal this BooBooBear within the earth! i Command you

The House MD did rot my brain a bit because in s1 when we find out Will has encephalitis I was so unfazed. I was like “okay? that’s it?? it’s not being caused by his dogs over-clipped toenails or something?? it’s just encephalitis???”