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Where do you wanna go first?

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

"Make me",

"oh really",

"is that so"

25 lives

↳inspired by (x)

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

FUCK

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I can see the kink memes already.

(via Twitter / bbcdoctorwho: #DoctorWho EXCLUSIVE! Here …)

Probably my crowning achievement on this website.

I WAS JUST SAYING THIS THE OTHER GODDAMN DAY.

why is this song allowed to be on mainstream radio. nearly crashed because of tears.

And I will swallow my pride. You’re the one that I love And I’m saying goodbye.

I usually am not a fan of fan-made music videos, especially those for pairings, but this one is a rare exception.

I’m just… cryin’

S orRY

Sometimes I’m afraid that someone really cool will pass me by when I’m in one of my moments of weakness and listening to Nicki Minaj or Biggie Smalls or someone else embarrassing.

Like, that guy could be my soulmate or she could be my new best friend. And, according to some bullshit survey that we probably will believe because we’re all 20 somethings, the first 30 seconds are your only chance to make a good first impression.

And when our first thirty seconds together have been punctuated by ‘nigga nigga nigga’ 13 times, well…I think I just blew it.

I totally agree. Sometimes intimacy and a little left to the imagination are sexier than straight out porn!

i like erotic. i like innuendo. i like imagination. i like the moment of tension and release. i like vulnerability that coexists with intimacy. i like partially clothed characters and the implication of it, the haste and desperation and whatnot.

i’m not really big fan of straight out fuck me...

Hands up if the butthole is your favorite part of a hot dog.

This makes my heart so happy.

… if you want.

"Forever."

When someone comes into my room. #comedy #alice #madhatter

Happy 2014 to the couple with my absolute favorite sexual tension.

Happy 2014 to all of our followers! We love you! This is a collaboration between the-untempered-prism and fadewithfury.

#don'tyouthinkshelookstired

I’ve got the whole world in my hands

Except for California that place sucks

*this whole post is satirical

This scene wrecked me. I can't even watch this movie again.

There's cool, and then there's "being the owner of a Blue Eyes White Dragon card" cool.

Fuckin' lol

Way to go tumblr - you broke China.

Shanghai cinema accidentally uses photoshopped fanmade poster for Thor 2.

I think we all know what kick started Bryan Cranston’s hardcore acting chops.

I love this poster on the wall at my church. Those guys are like

"Whoa Moses put the tablet down we can talk through this"

Oh my god I am laughing my ass off. I found my old photobucket from four years ago, and I discovered that I used to take * ~*artistic*~* pictures of different body parts in *~*artistic*~* places.

Just the kind of people I want in and around my vagina.

Does a free roll of unusually heavy carpet come with it?

When your shaving cream does the thing.

Scumbag shaving cream.

Things that make me uncomfortable

1. People who don’t put their toothbrush under the water faucet after they put toothpaste on the bristles.

2. The last 1/4 of a fountain drink.

3. Sitars.

4. People behind me while I am on the computer.

5. Getting your hands wet and there being no paper towels.

6. Girls reaching behind themselves to unhook their bras.

You don’t know true fear until you open up the shower curtain and find a spider in the bathtub.