Anyone Please Ask Your Crush Out Like This

I just had the best thought ever and I want it so bad,,,, alien pirates I want a story about alien pirates and I never knew I wanted this until this very moment like it the. Combination of two very fantastic things one being aliens and the other being pirates, writers I really need you to do a story about pirates aliens will literally cry if this doesn't happen

do you think that dragons have spit or is their mouth always dry from them being fire breathers, like their mouth has to really hot right? so would the saliva evaporate or something? 

I just oofed my fucking finger on a sharp knife while I was doing dishes and now I'll be forever contaminated with dirty dishwater in my blood

Woah, oh shit, I got emotional

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

you now when you’re about to make a sandwich and you get all the stuff for the inside but NO ONE tells you that there’s no bread and you’re just like not hungry anymore but just mad.

Caution sign I'm a disaster

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

So like I know how you hear to be allergic to things like chocolate and peanuts and milk but I think one the worst food allergies would be thing like flower because that's in a lot of good food and honestly it would really suck if someone couldn't eat pizza

P.s I'm not a doctor so I don't k exactly know if you can't eat pizza if you're allergic to flour

Villain!Deku fanfic recommendations part 2!

These are my personal favs, I might miss a few but i’ll try my best! (there may or may not be repeats from my last rec list)

1. “Something’s Gotta Give” - TubbsTheCat: Shigarki and co get to Izuku before the heroes do. People die, it’s sad and emotional and really really good.

2. “Playing With a Full Deku” -  Haurvatat: Izuku is more of a sassy vigilante than a true villain. Funny and sad at the same time. There’s a side story with some Todoeku :)

3. “ All for One, All for Him” -  Auresalia: Total villain izuku. Heartbreaking at times and so so good. 24 chapters of angst and amazing writing

4. ”It’s Spelled ‘Trader’ Not 'Traitor'” -  JackobolTrades : okay so I love this fic but it’s not really villain izuku but oh well. Basically Izuku has AFO and uses it to help people with their quirks but it gets a little complicated. Slight tw

5. “One May Smile, and Smile, And Be A Villain” - AvaRose: Izuku isn’t accepted into UA and becomes a police officer instead but it doesn’t really work out as planned. 

6. “Sleeping With Ghosts” - Lalazee: Small but really awesome one shot. Villain Deku plus an angry Katsuki and at grocery store :)  

7. “Pulling the Wires” -  catsplosionxd, PsychoLimbo: :) I just HAD to include PTW. If you haven’t read it already do it now!!

8. “Decomposition” - thepensword: super angsty one shot. Poor Izuku :(

9. “At Times so Self Destructive” -  theshoutingslytherin: SUPER emotional. tw for suicide attempt. Villain Izuku defect AU

10. “Changeling” - littleberd: noumu Izuku. Very good but super angsty and a few tw just a heads up. 

OKAY i’m done for now! If you guys want another one soon just let me know!