Do You Think That Dragons Have Spit Or Is Their Mouth Always Dry From Them Being Fire Breathers, Like

IT doesn't matter if I have the time or not it matters if I have the motivation to do it.

Are bananas even a favorite fruit for anyone because they are like super bland, because strawberries can be favorite fruit because they can be sweet but bananas don't have any thing that goes for them ya know?

I got a haircut recently from long hair to above the ear and some people that I know has described me as a punk version of Audrey Hepburn or a emo extra in the movie Grease and I don’t know which one I like better.

People don't ask if I'm tired anymore because I've been having bags under my eyes since I was 10

I had a dream where me, my little brother, Beyonce and her kid were all in the same room and my brother threw one of the breaded shrimp things at the kid and then Beyonce told me I needed to lose weight. I'm confused on what this means, like what even?

Wasn’t Abe Lincoln a wrestler, lust like imagine being ready to knock someone out and it being the fucking president, it’s just wild to me. 

One of the things you do with your siblings is talk about all the stuff that your parents do that make you upset behind their backs like a sibling therapy session.

Do you guys start watching a show and then you start adopting like everyone like the heroes the villains the side characters and even the things that are only in there for like 15 seconds because I do that every time

I just oofed my fucking finger on a sharp knife while I was doing dishes and now I'll be forever contaminated with dirty dishwater in my blood

I saw a picture of long fake nails and my first thought was ‘clickity click click’ and after thinking those words I just had to sit in silence for awhile complementing life for a bit.