I Just Oofed My Fucking Finger On A Sharp Knife While I Was Doing Dishes And Now I'll Be Forever Contaminated

Are bananas even a favorite fruit for anyone because they are like super bland, because strawberries can be favorite fruit because they can be sweet but bananas don't have any thing that goes for them ya know?

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

anyone please ask your crush out like this

MASTERPOST: Books with ASEXUAL representation

Disclaimer: as of today, 11/11/18, I have NOT read any books in this thread, but I have 2 (they’ll be marked) I’m waiting on from Amazon~

I’ll update this list with more ace books I find

*** 1. Let’s Talk About Love // Claire Kann •ordered from Amazon

2. Tash Hearts Tolstoy // Kathryn Ormsbee

3. Radio Silence // Alice Oseman

4. We Awaken // Calista Lynne

5. How To Be A Normal Person // T.J. Klune •ordered from Amazon+recc’ed to me by someone I know IRL

6. A Darker Shade of Magic // V.E. Schwab

7. The Asexual Equation // R.J. Seeley

8. Beneath the Citadel // Destiny Soria

9. The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy (#2 in a series) // Mackenzi Lee

10. Vanilla // Billy Merrell 

Brought to my attention by @melon-official, thank you!

11. 27 Hours (#1 in The Nightside Saga) // Tristina Wright

Brought to my attention by @diadelwalrus, thank you! 

12. The Memoirs Of Lady Trent (series) by Marie Brennan

Brought to my attention by @aravisthetarkheena !

I wish all books were free

I know understand how hard it is to write a frantic that people would think is believable, because today I just had to write 500 word ending to a story that was left on cliffhanger and like that was incredibly hard, so I want apologize to the people who write fanfics for fun, because that shit is hard

So like today in school I was in science class right, and we were looking at a presentation for like what kindness means and at the end we were supposed to talk about it with the person next us , but the person next to me was my best friend so naturally we weren't talking about kindness. And the teacher decides to call on me first and was so embarissing because I 1 froze and 2 just said uhh the whole time and at that moment I could literally feel my soal leaving my body and I just never been more embarrassed because at the end of class he did that teacher thing where they call out some one for not knowing the answer and he was staring right while he was saying it and I really just wanted to die right then and there.

Pre-teen boys are so weird, like I was walking behind these two kids and they were talking about how you can break up with someone over Rodeblox but you can’t ask them out ?!?! like why would you do any of that over Rodeblox??What conversation were they having beforehand??? I need to know the backstory of this conversation!!

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

People don't ask if I'm tired anymore because I've been having bags under my eyes since I was 10