Remember When Everyone Thought The World Was Ending?

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Guilty

Some shitty person was bragging about their inStAgRam foLLoWerS so I flipped my short hair cleared my cunty little throat and said:

wEll I hAvE 17 tuMBlr fOllOwERs sO.....

New project!!!!

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My vampire roommate giving me life advice

Guys I have so much shit to do but here I am doing none of it

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Update:

New project!!!!

I gift you my favorite out of context screenshot from the Mob Psycho 100 stage play. No, I will not elaborate :3

Well ok then....

Family therapy

Nobody:

Not a soul:

No human ever:

Me: if my dad says something stupid and I cry and ruin my makeup I'm gonna puke

I hereby give you a gold star