nice thought but.... uh
guys I think we're all going to be ok
It's coming along nicely!
Started my second fanart I'm so good at lips
Hear me out-
Hmmmm sure
The public (I think) school system for ya. Fuck public school.
Teagan Crashes The Fuck Out
I’m so sick of all these tests and exams. Just let me go home. Stop making me do stuff, you’re making my brain hurt. Stop being so loud and obnoxious, no one thinks you’re cute. No one thinks you’re funny. No one likes your racist Asian jokes. Just let me have my… what? Summer break is a day shorter than two months?!? YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT HELLHOLE
ON
THIRTY
FIRST?!?!????
NAHHHHHH FUCK YOU. TO WHOEVER MADE THAT DECISION, I HOPE EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO A ROOM, YOU FORGET WHY YOU WENT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE WARM. I HOPE YOU STEP BAREFOOT ON THE MYSTERY SPOT ON YOUR CARPET. I HOPE YOU BITE INTO A SOFT FOOD AND GET SOMETHING CRUNCHY. I HOPE YOU BITE INTO A HOT FOOD ANS INSTEAD OF WARMNESS, YOU GET THAT DISGUSTING HALF COLD-HALF HOT TEMPERATURE. I HOPE ALL OF YOUR SOCKS HAVE HOLES IN THEM. I HOPE WHEN YOU GET HOME, YOUR PET ISNT HAPPY TO SEE YOU. I HOPE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW GETS CANCELLED. I HOPE YOUR MOTHER TELLS YOU SHE NEVER LOVED YOU.
WE BE NOT FRIENDS. FOR YOU ARE MY GREATEST ADVERSARY, MY MORTAL ENEMY. YOU, WHO MAKE ME STAY IN THE CHILD-FILLED, SHIT-SCENTED HELLHOLE FOR JUST SHY OF NINE MONTHS. YOU, WHO STRAIGHTEN YOUR TIE AND PRETEND YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SCHOOL EXPERIENCE, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN SCHOOL WAS IN THE FUCKING STONE AGE.
YOU ARE MY MORTAL ENEMY, YET YOU KNOW NOT ME AS A PERSON.
BUT I KNOW YOU
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE
Well fucks? Get to it!
Nug for the bugs
I want chicken nuggets, but I’m watching tv comfortable in my room and I don’t wanna get up and my stomach has been fucky all day and it’s gonna give me hell if I eat any more food but I want chicken nuggets cuz they taste good and I wanna eat them so
What is your favorite headcanon that you have about your comfort character(s)?
That thet one guy (jesus) from that one show (Arcane) has the same trash music taste as me
Can we maybe pay attention to me actually being funny?