Oh Boy My Childhood (and Adulthood Don’t Judge Me) My Little Pony Obsession Is Finally Going To Be

A sexy college professor.

Why yes, we can study anatomy all day, daddy.

i see no difference.

You have no idea how much I want to do this when opposing counsel calls me to bitch.

OC: “Well really Facebook isn’t supposed to tell the government when their users upload child exploitation material so I’m going to file a motion to suppress-”

Me: BANG BANG MOTHERFUCKER

You can pry my Picrew out of my cold dead hands.

Cold.

Dead.

Hands.

(Picrew me has had enough of your bullshit)

i know people are calling picrews cringe and all but i can not hate the simple joy of making and dressing up a little cartoon person and then looking at it and going “it’s me! :D”

When you’re riddled with anxiety over living in another four years of a fascist hellscape and you’re still hungover from drinking an entire bottle of Wild Turkey during election night coverage and you had to be hungover in court and the judge thought you were a monumental dumbass

BUT

THERE’S A PROPOSAL POP QUIZ

AND I GOT THE SATAN SSR

*cranks that Carrie Underwood*

TWO BLACK CADILLACS

DRIVING IN A SLOW PARADE

YEAH THEY TOOK TURNS THROWING A ROSE DOWN

THREW A HANDFUL OF DIRT INTO THE COLD GROUND

HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A SECRET TO HIIIIIIIIIDE

exuding severe "my husband has died under suspicious circumstances and now, i, the poor grieving widow, have to attend his funeral" vibes

Reblogging for the important questions:

Why do you look so good in dark lipstick when I always look like a drunk goth teenager, it is not fair.

If I could grow a moustache, would I ever leave the house in anything but that handlebar do? (the answer is no)

I feel like I have a lot of privilege being afab and genderfluid, because that’s sort of accepted as being tomboyish or gamine. I love seeing more people break out of gender roles and rocking their authentic selves.

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Once again, thank you everyone for reading, enjoying, and sharing this comic.  Not just sharing in the sense of re-posting this comic, (which you should totally do) but also sharing your stories with me, letting my know how my comics have touched you.  It means so much to me.  Love ya! Stay tuned for more comics! <3

Fellow old people will recognize the demon brothers as the sexy counterparts to Elaine Benes.

I said what I said.

If you ever wonder why you can't win a dance battle

It may be because these fuckers can't dance for shit

Oh no, honey, this is BLESSED.

I’m taking him home and we’re going to play Fire Emblem until we murder each other over whether we’re team Black Eagles or Golden Deer (Black Eagles come fight me)

@automatictastemakertheorist asked if I could make the boys as rats and I tried, but when I finished Levi- I just gave up because it's so cursed to me 🤣

And

I just want a daddy, stop kink shaming me, otome :(

Me: I don’t have a type. What even is a type?

Otome games: I present to you, your type

Me: I- my taste is expensive 🤭

Oh hey this is me IRL.

MysMe and OM MC in a nutshell

MC: Am I about to make a terrible decision? Yes.

MC: Will I regret said decision? Probably.

MC: Am I still gonna do it? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, I am.

MC: Because I'm an idiot!