Y’all Can Go Sit In The Corner With My Husband Who Used To Steal My Lighter And Now Steals My Juul

Story time! When I was a kid in art class, I always got in trouble for coloring every person in my pictures brown or black or yellow, even if I was drawing myself or my pale German-ass family. My teacher would scold me like, “Your family isn’t brown or yellow! Don’t use that color!” and I’d throw a tantrum, yelling “WELL I’M NOT THE COLOR OF THE WHITE CRAYON WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME??”

And then I grew up and learned about undertones, and my skin is yellow/warm-toned af, so take that, Mrs. Johnson.

The moral of the story is: if a seven-year-old can color brown people, so can you.

Part of me says to delete the post because honestly, I’m tired of arguing with people. The fact of the matter is: if you draw characters that canonically have brown/tan skin, keep their skin brown/tan in your art. That’s it.

All of the artists in this fandom are extremely talented and I can’t take that away from you. Just please look up tutorials on how to color characters with brown skin.

OMG I’d buy Luke a little Prince Charming costume and have Beel go along as Cinderella. I’m sure I’ve got a Fairy Godmother costume lying around somewhere for me as well...

ok beel is my least favorite bro and all but i just thought of how mf cUTE it would be to take him trick or treating omg

like going house to house with him all happy cause he got a shit ton of candy and maybe mammo can tag along (cause duh FREE candy plus he goes anywhere MC goes what) and luke can come too cause he baby and deserves to have fun as a kid like YALL 🥺

You have no idea how much I want to do this when opposing counsel calls me to bitch.

OC: “Well really Facebook isn’t supposed to tell the government when their users upload child exploitation material so I’m going to file a motion to suppress-”

Me: BANG BANG MOTHERFUCKER

May I humbly suggest

Barbadeliae

Lukoira

Diavourso

In my free time I like to make cursed things. I ran out of clever names at the end don’t @ me

So I have this headcanon.

Whenever I read a fanfic that says “MC” instead of being written in the first or second person, I do not picture my MC. I picture Dolly Parton.

1) Because I am pretty sure she is a literal angel.

2) Because she would have those demon boys eating out of the palm of her hand in thirty seconds flat.

Dolly X Diavolo OTP

I’m impressed! Your linework is much cleaner, with a more defined structure. Colors are blended well and I can tell you’ve thought about the lighting and shadow. I’m so excited to see what you do in the future!

Wanted to redraw some old art and see how much I improved so be my judge! How'd I do?

Art on left is 2-3 years old while art on right is recent

No, this was entirely worth it.

I’m waiting for an anime character that is made entirely of a mass of wriggling, sentient belts stuffed into a trenchcoat.

Cringetober day 9: Lots of belts

I spent so long on this and it was not worth it at all. :)

This is a great idea! I’m going to have to whip out the eyeshadows that have been gathering dust all quarantine and try some lewks.

oh boy. i went w/ lucifer first and i’m rly anxious abt this. if this flops i’m gonna cry and just cancel the rest of the series cuz my anxiety is so bad rn. anyway, here’s the lewk. it turned out not as i wanted it to, but it doesn’t look horrible ?? idk lmao also did a closeup of the eye look cuz i like it. ignore my shitty drawn on brows, i was in a rush and they’re hidden by my bangs anyway. i’m rly bad at taking selfie’s and the lighting in my room is shit anyway. i’m just typing more shit to procrastinate on posting this but i better post it before i chicken out

Can you imagine how much fun it would be to take a baseball bat to a giant fucking sea cucumber and just watch it go

GOOSH SPLAT

And then it panics and ejects its guts at you and you just keep beating it

GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH

I'm really mad about the fact that in the new event the brothers didn't let me fight against that fucking giant sea cucumber and just told me to stay away from it, they even told Solomon to fight, but not ME?! 😤 I'm so indignated right now I am not kidding 😡

*cranks that Carrie Underwood*

TWO BLACK CADILLACS

DRIVING IN A SLOW PARADE

YEAH THEY TOOK TURNS THROWING A ROSE DOWN

THREW A HANDFUL OF DIRT INTO THE COLD GROUND

HE’S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A SECRET TO HIIIIIIIIIDE

exuding severe "my husband has died under suspicious circumstances and now, i, the poor grieving widow, have to attend his funeral" vibes