I Want Syndicate Minors, So Uh.

Botw/totk Link 🤝 Skyward Sword Link

Falling as far as they can before pulling out their paraglider/sailcloth

link is like literally the essence of courage personified. he will just freefall without ANYTHING. like he has a paraglider but doesnt feel the need to deploy it until the last moment and only to orient himself so he can reach his destination. in other words it’s more of a steering wheel to him than a seatbelt. could you fucking imagine someone doing this? link could make nik wallenda quake in his boots

Looking into a parallel canon

Personal Soulsborne Crushes: An Overview

Going by how I played these, but with the caveat I went back to each because I figured to be bi only at some point between Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring:

- Demon Souls: Yuria the Witch. The Maiden in Black is nice, but she didn't do anything crush-wise on me.

- Dark Souls: Priscilla. Priscilla. Priscilla. Also Beatrice the Witch and Quelana.

- Dark Souls 2: I am not immune to the Emerald Herald. At all. Also: Alsanna.

- Bloodborne: Lady Maria. Vicar Amelia. Ebrietas. Here my monsterfuckery is showing.

- Dark Souls 3: Firekeeper. Both versions of Anri. Sir Vilhelm. Karla, because witches, always.

- Elden Ring: Oh boy. Ranni big time (best witch!). Malenia. Melina. Malenia & Radagon. Fia. Blaidd. Maliketh. Latenna. Millicent.

Ok. This was all important info I had to share.

The prompt was ‘detention.’

Hm. Au where Niki and Jack manage to take Tommy’s last life, and Tubbo, in his desperation to bring him back, is made vulnerable to a being he knows quite a bit about-considering it’s most well known follower laid claim to his second life.

The Blood God.

It offers him a deal-reviving Tommy, in exchange for becoming it’s follower. 

And Tubbo, Tubbo doesn’t want this. He doesn’t want to serve the bloodthirsty being who lives in most children’s nightmares. But he has tried everything else. He has tried every spell he can get his hands on, no matter how dangerous and painful to him. He has tried every artifact he has track down, every prayer he can utter.

This is the only option he has left. So he agrees, and as it takes his face between it’s hands, the world goes red.

Hours later, his vision clears. Tommy lays to the side, chest rising softly as his eye lids flutter open. Tubbo embraces him and cries.

And later that night, when his best friend is sleeping deep, safely tucked into bed, Tubbo weeps for a different reason. Tossed under his bed, a bloodied blade hums, satisfied with it’s first sacrifice.

Niki’s first life is taken in return for giving Tommy back his last. Her second one…well.

Blood for the Blood God.

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Includes Tubbo getting even more traumatized, in return for Tommy getting a break once in his life…y’know, until he learns about what’s been going on, but that’s not important.

Technoblade and Tubbo going from whatever-they-are-now to clashing-with-wildly-different-views-now-that-they’re-forced-to-interact to reluctant-mentor-and-apprentice-who-still-don’t-agree-with-each-other-but-have-bigger-problems-to-worry-about-including-protecting-their-respective-dear-ones to companions-who’ve-accepted-they-see-things-different-but-share-a-bond-forged-during-their-time-together-and-will-work-together-to-protect-those-they-care-about-and-and-trying-to-make-amends-for-the-past. 

Lots of Gods and such.

Tubbo delving more into rituals and spells as he integrates into the Blood God’s following.

Gardening, and spending time with the bees. The Blood God is as much about life as they are about death. If Tubbo’s willing to sacrifice a few jars of honey, and some flowers, well, they can be a little lenient on the bloodshed. 

Tension and forced bonding between the Sleepy Bois and Tubbo, more so after Tommy gets involved with it. There’s a lot of unaddressed issues between them all, but circumstances have thrown them together, and now they’re all gonna have to deal with it.

Niki’s on her last life, when she formerly had three. She’s also now terrified of Tubbo, and this might end up with her thinking Tommy’s corrupted him if she doesn’t take a step and look at things-which could end up a lot worse, with her deciding to bring them both down. 

Tension everywhere, really. Two of the people he genuinely trusted not to hurt any of them, one of which he invited into his safe haven, just took his best friend’s life. And now Tubbo’s got a craving for blood he doesn’t quite know what to do with. 

Tommy having another person to watch his back, and maybe having some side effects of being briefly dead and revived, and not noticing them. 

Basically pain and slow-burn found family forming again after a lot of bad things happened. Healing, and such. 

what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

Dream SMP Roleswap AU. Roles swap, personalities stay the same.

Tubbo, Niki, Eret, and Dream are all siblings.

Tubbo: Takes the place of Phil. He’s a famous dreamon hunter who carries the moniker of ‘The Angel Of Rest’, known both for saving people from dreamons, and putting them out of their misery when he cannot. The youngest, but skilled in his works. Come to the SMP at Eret’s request, and ends up having to kill his sister.

Niki: Takes the place of Wilbur. A kind and understanding leader who finds herself possessed by a dreamon, twisting her warm personality to something much worse in the wake of her exile. By the time Tubbo gets there, she and the dreamon are so closely intertwined that he’s forced to kill her. She returns as a ghost, able to remember moments of great love and fondness.

Eret: Takes the place of Tommy. She came to the SMP with her twin, Niki. A supportive person, with a knack for building. He gave up his most prized builds for L'manberg’s freedom. They’re worried for what’s to come. Doesn’t know how to feel about Ghostki.

Dream: Takes the place of Technoblade. A well known warrior, unparalleled in his skills. He is a common part of man hunts, rarely failing. Came to the SMP at his sister’s request to cause some havoc, and brought his friends. Sticking around to watch his siblings’ backs, even if L'manberg isn’t too fond of him right now. Has a flirty rivalry with Fundy.

I saw a Fairy Tail AU, and thought “Wow, I can make that hurt a lot,” so here’s my own version.

Celestial Mage Tubbo has been pretty much raised by Celestial Spirit Wilbur and is best friends with Celestial Spirit Tommy. The two are the closest thing to a family he has.

(The Zodiac Spirits are replaced by the Chinese Zodiac, for reasons. Wilbur is the rabbit, Tommy is the dragon, Techno the pig, Schlatt the goat, ect)

At some point, he finds himself invited to the widely known Esempi Guild, run by Guild master Dream, which has a bit of a disaster-prone reputation, but eh. He’s always been the type to give out chances. So he goes.

Anyway, what this basically amounts to is the scene where Lucy has to break Aquarius’ key to summon the Spirit King, but it’s Tubbo with Wilbur’s key, forced to sacrifice the only parental figure he’s ever known to summon Philza, the equivalent of the Spirit King, knowing he’ll never get to see him again.

Extra angst in the option of him later trying to make Tommy made enough to leave him, because he knows that the other Spirit is torn between going back and finding his brother, and staying with his best friend, and decides it’ll be an easy decision to make if Tommy hates him-it’s not like it’d be undeserved, since he just destroyed Wilbur’s key.