Hm. Au Where Niki And Jack Manage To Take Tommy’s Last Life, And Tubbo, In His Desperation To Bring

AU where the family dynamics get swapped around. Tubbo, Eret, and Dream are raised by Philza. Tommy, Wilbur, Ranboo, and Techno are raised by Captain Sparklez. George and Quackity are raised by Puffy. Sapnap is raised by Sam.

I have confused myself, but those are the basics of it.

Though Dream is more of a speedrunner that a outright fighter, he and Phil share a need to wander, so they often left home together to explore and travel. 

This leaves Eret, the oldest, to stay and raise Tubbo alone, along with a young fox hybrid, Fundy, who they found abandoned by a creek. Luckily, the responsibility doesn’t manage to wear them down too much before they befriend a man named Foolish, who becomes a great help to her. 

Tommy, and Wilbur are just chilling, sailing the seas and getting many, many shiny treasures for their collections. 

Eret and Foolish were friends. Eret died in a battle though, and got reincarnated as Tubbo and Dream’s sibling. Foolish found them again, as he always does. 

Fundy’s still Wilbur’s kid, it’s just that neither of them know that for a long while. Sally was a siren, who tried to find Wilbur to give him Fundy, but was unable to, and knowing her child wouldn’t be able to survive at sea, left him by the creek where she knew people passed by everyday, before leaving.

When Sparklez was called away on a mission, Wilbur was often the one to watch Tommy and Ranboo. Though Tommy already considered him a brother, a young Ranboo came to see him as something of a parental figure-this leads to some tension between him and Fundy in the future.

Wilbur and Techno follow Dianite, and Tommy and Ranboo follow Ianite.

Events pretty much continue on as canon, except changed by the different relationships and lifestyles they’ve all lived. 

Example: Dream still creates the Smp. Eret and Tubbo still join L’manberg. Eret still betrays them-but here are some changes. Eret betrays them because he wants some of her older brother’s approval, just to be a bit as powerful as him for once, and have him respect her. In the Final Control Room, Punz and Eret grab Tubbo and Fundy, restraining them while the others are killed, much to their horror.

They basically end up stuck in the castle for a week, while their siblings try to convince them of it, until Tommy and Wilbur sneak in and steal them back to L’manberg.

They don’t blame the two for it, after all. It was easy to see the confusion and fear on their faces when it all went down, they obviously weren’t aware of it, and if they didn’t blame them for Dream’s decisions before, why would they blame them for Eret’s now?

Wilbur eventually gets consumed by chaos, weak from stress and his decline, and ends up blowing up L’manberg. Sparklez comes, senses the internal unbalance, and knocks him out when Wilbur tries to get him to kill him-he drags the twins to a nice, warm island, builds a house, and helps them heal.

Tubbo doesn’t lose a second life to Techno, he loses it to Schlatt, who gets annoyed when Techno hesitates and does the job himself 

Foolish honestly has very little idea with how to deal with mortals, so he just kind of treated Tubbo and Fundy how he would Eret, but with a lot more caution and care-because they’re so tiny and curious, he’s terrified he’s accidentally going to hurt them. 

This basically results in them knowing a lot of things they shouldn’t-which, in his defense, was exactly how he got Eret to take care of themselves-they did healthy stuff and rested well, and he’d teach them neat tricks or some secret knowledge in turn. Bribery works great…in theory.

In practice, giving two small children knowledge of the dark arts hasn’t turned out too well. Weird. 

The SBI basically kind of steals Tubbo and Fundy. They just…take ‘em. Once Eret gets himself together again, and redeems himself, they share with her too, but previous to that, Tubbo and Fundy are no longer their’s, they will now be joining the pirate crew.

I want Syndicate minors, so uh.

AU where Philza’s a good dad, and he’s like…yeah, I’m not leaving you guys alone after this, so he adopts all the minors and they decide to eventually roll with it. When Tommy’s exiled, Phil gives him Techno’s coordinates, and Tommy runs there purposely after he realizes what Dream was up to, and Tubbo is soon sent to join them by Phil, who realized the stress put on his shoulder, and that he was pretty much miserable, said ‘fuck that’, and sent him off to be hidden by Techno and reunite with Tommy, making Quackity president instead.

He eventually meets Ranboo, Drista, and Purpled shortly after, and also sends them there, though they don’t stay there originally, despite coming to see it as a safe spot. Doomsday still happens, but Techno and Phil talk it out with the kids, and while they agree it may be better for everyone to get a fresh start, they make them sneak out all the original history books and stuff, and give everyone a day’s warning to get their important items out before they blow it up. 

The Syndicate is eventually formed, though it’s more chill than before, and they pretty much just want to make sure nothing turns out like L’manberg, with the secret agenda of taking down Dream, as well as trying to figure out how to revive Wilbur, who currently haunts and aids them as Ghostbur, with his probably-not-sheep, Friend.

Like, Ranboo, the minors all have names from one of the rivers of the underworld. 

Purpled is Styx, Tommy is Phlegethon, Drista is Cocytus and Tubbo is Acheron. Might also add Sam and Puffy to it too, I’m not sure.

Y’know what? I kind of want a fic where Snowchester’s just…filled with strange beings. Charlie and Foolish are gods, Jack is either some kind of demonic entity, transformed after his stay in hell, or willingly possessed and co-existing with whatever’s doing it. Puffy could be some sea deity or siren, or something. 

And maybe they’re trying to hide it, maybe they aren’t. Either way, Tubbo doesn’t notice. Charlie holding a conversation with the bees? Cool, he does that too. Foolish has almost abnormal amounts of Totems? Hah hah, man must seriously grind, huh? Jack staring ominously into the flames and them randomly turning red or blue. Oh, wow, he sure is thinking intently. How’d he get the fire to turn into soul fire? Tubbo totally has to ask later, that was cool. Puffy randomly giving cryptic warnings about not going out to sea, and it starts storming super badly later? Huh, being a captain sure is handy!

Maybe even Michael just like leaving mysterious little trinkets in Tubbo’s room along with strange symbols drawn in crayon and looking at him with eyes far too old for a child, and Tubbo just…picking him up for his nap, thanking him for the drawings.

Snowchester’s just this…little odd town down by the snowy sea. Some rumors start to spread. Some people start getting shivers passing by that don’t have anything to do with the cold. Strange things start happening around. It becomes one of those things.

But that’s for a bit of a spooky vibe. For a funnier one, everyone thinks Tubbo’s the weird being, since it always happens around him, and he’s completely oblivious to this. Techno looked at Tubbo slightly menacingly and he’s had bad luck ever since. Tommy suddenly isn’t getting attacked by mobs. Bad tried to corner Tubbo with the egg and not only caught on fire, but found all of his valuables missing the next day. 

Obviously, it must be Tubbo, who else could it possibly be? Certainly not the slightly protective people who live with him after he gave them a home.

I'm loving Dungeon Meshi's mix of quasi-probable magical biological realism and "It's magic fuck you."

Red dragons swallow their prey whole and use the undigestible remains as fuel for their fire breath, which is lit by creating a spark with their tongue. Living armors are colonies of mollusks who expand and contract to mimic muscle movement. Actually "man-eating" plants is a misnomer, they catch small animals with a filament that retracts when touched and they use their decomposing prey as compost.

These mushrooms can turn you into a gnome. It's magic fuck you.

AU where something happens due to Foolish’s revival, and the energy that goes out afterwards makes the whole server younger, the amount and full effect varying per person.

Philza gets straight up punted back to his Angel of Death days. Tommy and Ranboo turn into five year olds. Wilbur’s a young pre-teen again, Fundy’s just a year younger than him. Dream’s fifteen. 

Tubbo loses two years, Purpled loses one, and Techno loses fifteen. However, they’re the only ones with all of their memories, so they end up having to work together to keep their confused friends from dying or causing too much havoc. 

I hate how Jinx’s eye colour includes ‘Violet’ which is Vi’s true name, one of the only times we hear Powder/ Jinx call Vi ‘Violet’ is after Vi punches her and she holds Powder’s face in her hand, this moment is one of Jinx’s most reoccurring memories.. 😭 I HATE how this her eye colour after the shimmer is Pink Violet, her shimmer injection which changes her eye colour symbolising her almost complete change into Jinx, the name coincidentally her sister calls her RIGHT BEFORE she says ‘Violet.. please..”

EDIT!!: I just noticed that Jinx’s eye colour before she gets the shimmer injection is literally called ‘Blue Violet’ 😭😭, this symbolises how she never gave up on her sister and was constantly searching for her, this is shown when she shoots the firelight who she thinks looks like Vi but gets angry when it isn’t, shooting the girl because she isn’t Vi not because she looked like Vi.. and how she sets off the blue flare in hope that somehow her sister will find her way back to her..

I despise how Vi’s eyes eye colour includes ‘Powder’ which, symbolises that Vi is so blinded by the love that she has for her younger sister that she cannot believe that she has changed (mainly because she blames herself for being the reason Powder changed into Jinx.)

hope you enjoyed this cutesy fact!! 😜😜

THIS SPECIFIC SHOT OF JINX HOLDING ISHA TIGHTLY IN HER ARMS, AND SEVIKA INSTINCTIVELY USING HER ENTIRE BODY TO SHIELD THEM FROM THE EXPLOSION HAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER CHOKEHOLD ON MY HEART 🥺💔

I SWEAR IF ANYONE HURTS THEM I’M GONNA 🔪🔪🔪

It's probably better to send a draft for understanding.

This is either some kind of bizarre foreshadowing or a very egregious example of Star Rail's clumsy design and writing philosophy.