It's Actually Extremely Unfair That There Are No Toasters Allowed In My Dorm Because Being Sick Means
It's actually extremely unfair that there are no toasters allowed in my dorm because being sick means instead of being able to have toast, all I could gather for myself was warmed buttered bread. And like it wasn't bad, but it certainly wasn't toast.
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