To All My Followers: This Is An Inside Joke And Should Not Be Taken Seriously

Anatole and Hélène remind me of Ryan and Sharpay except both of them are Sharpay

you guys ever realize that the onceler's story about exploiting every truffula tree until there's nothing left is exactly what tumblr did to the onceler himself, except the trees are good onceler x (character name here) fanfiction ideas

Christmas, wasn't it? Means "Christmas Almost!"

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I'm ScOwLing and GrIMaCiNG

My English Project Out of Context

“Slowly add the web shooter fluid and allow mixture to simmer for twenty minutes.“

“Meanwhile, in a separate bowl, combine the bravery, witty comebacks and truth.“

"Crack splat fsshhhhh" -- Something Rotten!

Say what you want about theatre, but even if you absolutely hate musicals with your entire being, you can’t deny that some of the rawest lines ever written come from the theatre (musical and otherwise).

Here, I’ll start:

“And when my prayers to God were met with indifference, I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance” – Hamilton

“You’re so nice. You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re just nice. I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right” – Into The Woods

“Death’s a funny pal with a weird sort of talent; he puts his arms around my neck and walks me to the bed, he pins me up against the wall and kisses me like crazy” – Falsettos

“This one’s for kids shining shoes on the street with no shoes on their feet every day” – Newsies

That's cute, welcome to my clipboard on my SAMSUNG GALAXY S20 (!!!)))

- "The Rum Tum Tugger is an anime cat 🎉💖"

- "Gus-kun 💕 is 💫 the 😻 kawaii 💋 neko 💘 cat 🐈 at 💗 the 💥 theater 📷 door 🚪 uwu!!"

- "Christian Borle's nest role is as the eBay guy." I say into the mic. The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame when a voice commands silence from the room. "She's right." It says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the first row stands: Christian Borle himself."

- A picture of a water bottle.

(The rest are links.)

https://www.bard.org/study-guides/synopsis-little-shop-of-horrors

https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Jeremy-Jordan-Responds-To-Criticism-That-Hes-Too-Hot-To-Play-Seymour-In-LITTLE-SHOP-OF-HORRORS-20200206

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/shakespeare-bisexual-sexuality-evidence-plays-a9684056.html

Welcome to my clip board on my phone. I have an entire hunterpedia, the entire script of bread Bank thats kind of censored, my like 40 character email twice, a random tiktok, and "My name is jequavion tavious, I'm six years old, and I do drugs, steal, fight, gang bang, domestic violence, and I like to slap squirrels i find in trees"

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you guys ever realize that the onceler's story about exploiting every truffula tree until there's nothing left is exactly what tumblr did to the onceler himself, except the trees are good onceler x (character name here) fanfiction ideas