"Crack Splat Fsshhhhh" -- Something Rotten!

"Crack splat fsshhhhh" -- Something Rotten!

Say what you want about theatre, but even if you absolutely hate musicals with your entire being, you can’t deny that some of the rawest lines ever written come from the theatre (musical and otherwise).

Here, I’ll start:

“And when my prayers to God were met with indifference, I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance” – Hamilton

“You’re so nice. You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re just nice. I’m not good, I’m not nice, I’m just right” – Into The Woods

“Death’s a funny pal with a weird sort of talent; he puts his arms around my neck and walks me to the bed, he pins me up against the wall and kisses me like crazy” – Falsettos

“This one’s for kids shining shoes on the street with no shoes on their feet every day” – Newsies

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adolfopirellithekingofthebarbers

4 years ago

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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adolfopirellithekingofthebarbers

4 years ago

Sokka being a simp for Yue

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adolfopirellithekingofthebarbers

4 years ago

megamind is one of the greatest animated films of the 21st century, one of the funniest films of all time, one of the greatest superhero movies and satires ever made, and was a gift from god in heaven unto humanity, and all current events are just punishment for us failing to appreciate god’s gift back in 2010

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adolfopirellithekingofthebarbers

4 years ago

the true gods

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adolfopirellithekingofthebarbers

3 years ago

shit illustration

you guys ever realize that the onceler's story about exploiting every truffula tree until there's nothing left is exactly what tumblr did to the onceler himself, except the trees are good onceler x (character name here) fanfiction ideas

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adolfopirellithekingofthebarbers

4 years ago

I agree.

@colorfulsooaap