"When Andrew Get's Married, Someone Tell Me Her Name So I Can Send Her My Condolences." -1/28/25

*weird motions regarding a banana and a lack of speech due to him eating said banana*

"Cuz, she wants you, Gonna tell Paul she's cheating on you." - 2/14/25

"In my mind, I have a cartoon mind," -9/18

"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19

"You are in deep doo doo

WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

"Im a stripper, Im a hot stripper, I mean look at me?" - 8/17

"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13

"I was too tall to be a whore with AIDS" - 8/17

"You keep concerning me, grandson, because you're so frivolous in a speedo! " -2/26

"We should blow his back out"-12/4