"Brooke Is Not A Dude, Shes A Dudette! You Keep Talking To Her Like That She Wont Take You To Homecoming!"-

"Strip down to your underwear and wipe that up."-2/17

"I was too tall to be a whore with AIDS" - 8/17

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:

"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member

"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later

"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager

"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink

"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot

"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes

"I don't like to be mean" -my director

"get it grandma!" -someone backstage

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"Aesthetic Jews" - 12/8

"What's your issue?"

"Uh, uhm, DRUG ABUSE!" - 1/29

"people's vagina's being spread open and dog's coming out," - 1/31

"He can put cheese in my hair anytime" - 12/6

"I wanna beat you with a banana" -12/13

"I'm glad he had a 6'in honestly"-11/28