"Im a stripper, Im a hot stripper, I mean look at me?" - 8/17
"You keep concerning me, grandson, because you're so frivolous in a speedo! " -2/26
"You are in deep doo doo
WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25
"When he was in England, he had to sword-fight some dude for looking at his ass" -11/14
"I do not watch videos about gay dudes prepping their assholes for sex" - 3/8
"Brooke is not a dude, shes a dudette! You keep talking to her like that she wont take you to Homecoming!"- 9/13
*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen
the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16
High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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