"Robert Frost Is My Hall Pass" -10/17

“stop having finger sex” - 2/14/25

"Here's Jacob with his 10 kids."

"Geez, Maria, take some plan B." -2/20/25

I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.

"Im such a virgin, no STI will touch me" -5/4

"Get those off of me, you're a dirty girl!" -5/2

"A bunch of crazy shit goes down in the Swim locker rooms. It's a bunch of half-naked men"10/9

"No maam, no ham, no turkey, no jam," -9/27

"Do you want me to put my legs around your neck?"-3/9

"Wyatt's looking for a sugar mama." - (Teacher)

"Hell yeah!"

"Looks like you're going to be working, (name) " - (Teacher)

"I'd rather be homeless..." - (name) - 9/13

*To the tune of Wellermen* "There once was a man who touched my peen

the name of the man was Billy or Gene" - 5/16