"Don't Lick It! Don't Lick Joseph's Candy! He Doesn't Want His Candy Licked! " -9/13

"do you have Mommy milkers?"

"I have big mommy milkers"

"I have more nip than anything"-2/2

"I was on my knees as she did that man." -8/23

"My mom bought weed from this random Jamaican motherfucker," - 9/15

"yk that boulder in Indiana Jones? That's me!" - 5/15

"You multiply like crazy" -1/29/25

"Machu Picchu not Pikachu" - 9/30

“So you’re a home wrecker? Yes yes I am”-8/24

"You're one of those people who laughs at a funeral" - 1/27/25

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"Im such a virgin, no STI will touch me" -5/4