"My Mom Bought Weed From This Random Jamaican Motherfucker," - 9/15

"I gotta take my tampon out, I don't need a butt plug right now" - 2/9

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

"🎶I came so hard, I came so hard into his face, I came so hard it came out my mouth🎶"-5/16

"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19

"I have really short toes for some reason"-10/18

"IVE BEEN WAITLISTED" -8/8

"I wanna beat you with a banana" -12/13

"oompa loompa doobity dos, I am going to suck your toes" 2/2

"Oh fuck me! National Fuck Me Day!" - 8/18

I can't seem to be productive today. There's nothing I can show you that'd be worth your time, so here's this instead.