"people's Vagina's Being Spread Open And Dog's Coming Out," - 1/31

"Does your mommy do that for you? Or maybe your Daddy, too?" - 9/11

"Leave it to Andrew to provide the next workforce" - 11/19

"I have really short toes for some reason"-10/18

"Im a stripper, Im a hot stripper, I mean look at me?" - 8/17

"I gotta take my tampon out, I don't need a butt plug right now" - 2/9

"We should blow his back out"-12/4

"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19

"ok but have you ever met someone from Maryland? I don't think it's real!" - 8/22

"Grady's talking about his coochie being itchy" -3/14

"I know your thirsty...ᶠᵒʳ ᶜᵒᶜᵏ" - 4/30