Unhinged quotes from my highschool's production of Adams Family with little to no context:
"I'm not gay I'm just freaky" -ensemble member
"I'm so gay for Lucas" -same ensemble member like a minute later
"I know we are all yappers at heart" - stage manager
"dont agitate the grog" -assistant stage manager when stage manager almost spilled the caffeine drink
"it adds to the flavor" - manager when she found a hair in the drink pot
"it's almost furry time :(" my stage manager's notes
"I don't like to be mean" -my director
"get it grandma!" -someone backstage
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"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25
"Are you gonna be able to produce the next generation in 39 years?" -11/19
"I can suck on you but I can't unswallow"-10/12
"Nate, how do you feel about the fact that a cripple gets more play than you? He can't feel anything and get's more bitches than you!" - 1/16
"Some people do cross fit, some destroy books, I drink coffee and vaguely mess with kids, its my therapy," - 9/24
"I lived for the two weeks without {a liver}, told you I can't be killed," -9/19
High School is weird, here's some top tier quotes that have come from my high school hallways and classrooms mostly out of context
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