"She Aint No Girl If She Won't Put It In Your Cock"- 9/19

"There you are, you sexy beast" - 1/4

"He is 16, there is a law against this," - 9/6

"I was on my knees as she did that man." -8/23

"Get those off of me, you're a dirty girl!" -5/2

"She started biting my nipples so freaking hard they almost fell off and I had to go to the hospital"-12/11

"We're all dying, it's just a matter of when," - 8/25

“So you’re a home wrecker? Yes yes I am”-8/24

"If I was bit on the peen by a snake, would you suck out the poison?" -3/14

"How long are your toes?"-5/22

"Don't lick it! Don't lick Joseph's candy! He doesn't want his candy licked! " -9/13