"What Is This Fascination With Ohio, It's An Undeserved Reputation" - 11/13

"You're my little poopy chacka"-3/27

"Don't tell the governor I said that, I don't need ya'll catching the gay," -9/19

"He can put cheese in my hair anytime" - 12/6

"so if you have a sledgehammer in your closet then it's acceptable"-11/28

"I was on my knees as she did that man." -8/23

"Oh fuck me! National Fuck Me Day!" - 8/18

"You are in deep doo doo

WE are in deep doo doo" -1/27/25

"I'm so out of my Jewish Era"-9/22

"Oh so you're a commy bitch?" -4/24

"That's what happens when you lose a lot of money at one time, you get a little flustered" - 1/27/25