I’m Really Boutta Run Up On Han Seo Hee In South Korea Yall

why would i netflix and chill when i can ao3 and sin

ugh summer

look at my awful tan line

This one wins. Everyone else can go home.

This is the best tweet on Twitter right now. 

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So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.

1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude

1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me

1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it