So I Learned From My Friend That Coconut Water Can Be Used As An Emergency Blood Transfusion, And Of

reblog if your mother no longer sets your bedtime and your life has lost all structure

Cool Breeze said, “Watch for the hook” – in this case, that’s the plot twist.

“Let’s Battle” by firehorse6 (January 24, 2013)

being an adult is basically a “choose your own adventure” book, but every choice sounds terrible

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

Good morning.

And the Righteous Man said unto the angel Castiel “When last I was gazed upon in such a manner, the gazer and I became intimate.”

And, lo, did the angel Castiel strengthen his gaze, for this is what he desired.

Chuck 5:18

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the reason why joss whedon’s inaccurate characterization and poor writing with clint barton in avengers pisses me off so much is because whedon misses the entire point of clint that makes him such a longstanding and well loved member of the marvel comic universe. clint is...