This One Wins. Everyone Else Can Go Home.

He almost lived. They almost made it.

📢 A TO THE G 📢 TO THE U 📢 TO THE STD 📢

The Marvel Universe has been destroyed! One by one, each and every universe across the cosmos has been eliminated. All that exists is a new, patchwork planet made up of the remains of decimated universes. 

Today, Marvel is proud to announce BATTLEWORLD, which joins LAST DAYS as two of the three unique umbrella brands of titles launching during Secret Wars!

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that Hawkeye made it to the number 2 spot in Marvel’s 50 Greatest Avengers list.

This is in the running for “worst thing I’ve ever drawn”.

Men should know that people smile for all kinds of reasons including fear

http://smaragdbird.tumblr.com/post/97899098025/robotsquid-seriously-though-your-period-is-like

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we...

Cool Breeze said, “Watch for the hook” – in this case, that’s the plot twist.

“Let’s Battle” by firehorse6 (January 24, 2013)

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

Petty Tony Stark in Infinity War reblog if u agree