I fully agree with those tags, like do none of you have different shapes, colors and/or brands of shampoo, conditioner and body wash??
Is your bathroom painted in nothing but random disorienting splatters of neon colors that fully cover your entire walls, floor, ceiling and literally every other surface? Like some kind of abstract art installation?? I would ask if all of your bathrooms were painted by a person with schizophrenia who was on drugs but that feels offensive to people with schizophrenia's taste in good art and their artistic skills. (Obviously in several other, more significant/serious, ways too but those are considerably less fun to be bringing up in this conversation)
Like I can't read the labels on my shower products without picking them up or crouching down to look at them (I keep them on the floor, and even if I wasn't looking straight down at them I would still struggle to read them from that distance) but I can see what each thing is bc they all look and feel drastically different and I've memorized them (yk like someone with a functioning brain, who also isn't literally blind).
(Not so) Fun Fact: It won’t break your kid’s finger, it’ll sever it off from their hand.
Hi! I’m bringing Character came back from the dead wrong/undead (like they’re a zombie or a ghost or something)
I had a tag game idea, idk if anyone's done this before but idc it sounds fun
Np tags: @yourlocalbadgerscales @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab @friendofthefrogswastaken @serenisastar @nyx-taylors-version
Back To The Future 3 feels like one of those surprisingly good wattpad fanfictions you read in middle school.
It reads like a 14 year old had a weird dream and wrote a Back To The Future western AU in the best way possible.
Also if BTTF3 was a song it would definitely be Andy Warhol by David Bowie.
Even more woke: why does this meme format imply that people who don’t have money can’t be woke???
Btw no hate to OP I just noticed that the format is probably a bit classist.
Other than that:
What if Bruce Wayne and his ensemble of children dressed up in shitty store bought costumes of their own vigilante costumes for Halloween?
Broke: Bruce wayne uses his batman voice to spook his children at 2 am to get them to stop playing video games
Woke: Batman used his Brucie Wayne voice to interrogate JL criminals in custody in a sealed, soundproof room untill they're begging to be let out and give up the information freely
Hyperwoke: Brucie Wayne and his ensemble of children attend the met gala in their full vigilante costumes and Brucie flirts aggressively with anything that moves
Superhyperwoke: Brucie Wayne and his ensemble of children dress up in fifteen dollar Walmart knockoff versions of JL members and go on a sightseeing bus tour of Metropolis.
What is that even supposed to mean??
/gen
do. do we all see that. please tell me we all see that they have different hair colors.
And here’s a comprehensive list of why I think so:
1. Järnspöken literally translates to The Iron Ghost(s) which works because Bucky has a metal arm and Steve thinks he’s dead (Bucky is the iron ghost).
2. The whole song has a theme of coming back to the place you used to call home, only to find that it’s changed while you were gone.
3. Some of the lyrics literally translate to:
“I don’t remember why, but maybe that’s the reason why I remember it so clearly.
Your big eyes, your brown hands, your sharp knees.”
4. Some other lyrics translate to:
“Someone’s laying in the grass with frosted over clothes, so still and white.
And the blue lights are blinking, imagine what you could do with a small knife.
And I don’t know why but I always return to this place.
It must’ve been something we did, something we said here that changed my life.”
5. The last two lyrics translate to:
Was it you I saw, like a shadow from my dreams?
Was it you I saw, you I swore to never forget?
Was it you I saw, like a ghost out of dead dreams?
Was it you I saw, did I finally manage to forget?”
I’m reposting this so I can find it again
Bartender: What would you like?
Sirius: *stares at the bartender* sex.
James: *sighs* on the beach... ummm.... Remus. He wants cocktail sex on the beach.
Sirius: yes, a cocktail, of course
Remus: *tries to hold back a smile* of course. And you?
James: cosmopolitan, please
Remus: *goes to make cocktails*.
Sirius: *whispers* but I didn't want a cocktail. Did you even see him?!!!
James: *laughs* yeah.
Remus: *serves cocktails* your cosmopolitan and your sex *stares at Sirius* on the beach.
James: *whispers* ask him for his phone number
Remus: *nods at the glass with a piece of paper with neat numbers on it*
It’s the first thing everyone learns how to do for a reason
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
Reverse Robin au but the ages aren't changed. Just adoption order.
Fully agree with this