If Stucky During CA:TWS Was A Song It Would Be Järnspöken By Kent.

If Stucky during CA:TWS was a song it would be Järnspöken by kent.

And here’s a comprehensive list of why I think so:

1. Järnspöken literally translates to The Iron Ghost(s) which works because Bucky has a metal arm and Steve thinks he’s dead (Bucky is the iron ghost).

2. The whole song has a theme of coming back to the place you used to call home, only to find that it’s changed while you were gone.

3. Some of the lyrics literally translate to:

“I don’t remember why, but maybe that’s the reason why I remember it so clearly.

Your big eyes, your brown hands, your sharp knees.”

4. Some other lyrics translate to:

“Someone’s laying in the grass with frosted over clothes, so still and white.

And the blue lights are blinking, imagine what you could do with a small knife.

And I don’t know why but I always return to this place.

It must’ve been something we did, something we said here that changed my life.”

5. The last two lyrics translate to:

Was it you I saw, like a shadow from my dreams?

Was it you I saw, you I swore to never forget?

Was it you I saw, like a ghost out of dead dreams?

Was it you I saw, did I finally manage to forget?”

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3-cats-in-a-coat

1 year ago

At this point it probably doesn’t even count as baking anymore.

I am in tears

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3-cats-in-a-coat

1 year ago

I love how it took him so long to think of literally just tugging it out with his hands or some pliers

Bruce changes his tactics when pulling loose teeth with every child due to reasons

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Dick *looks nervously at Bruce tying the string to the doorhandle*: Are you sure this is going to work?

Bruce *confidently*: It's how my father did it. On the count of three. One...Two

Bruce: *Slams the door, forgetting his strength*

Dick *gets thrown across the room and into the door with the tooth still attached to his gum* : My nose hurts. Bruce?

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Bruce: This is going to work. Just stand there.

Jason *eyeing the car with distrust* : Why can't we use a door?

Bruce: Doesn't work. I'm going to go slowly. Okay. Wave when the tooth's out.

Jason: *gets drags for two minutes*

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Bruce *visibly annoyed as he ties string to Tims teeth*: Why do you still have your baby teeth?

Tim *confused as to why they're on the roof*: Dunno. Is it a bad thing.

Bruce: Doesn't matter.

Bruce *under his breath*: This better work.

Tim: Why are you sweating.

Bruce: Focus, Tim. I'm going to dropping this rock--Don't look at me like that. It's not heavy, like 25 pounds. On the count of three. One--

Tim: But--

Bruce*dropping the rock*: Two

Tim: *Falls*

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Bruce: I'm just going to tug it out, Damian.

Damian: *screams*

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3-cats-in-a-coat

1 year ago

If anything it should be the opposite because he was blonder before he started murdering all those kids and got their blood in his hair.

Edit: for clarification I meant that the hair colors should switch, and also that his hair color changed slightly because of the fact that at first it was fluffy, clean and he’d clearly used hair conditioner the last time he’d showered which was probably recently, but it was darker during the murder spree because it was bloody, greasy to the point where I’m pretty sure that it was slicked back with grease instead of hair gel and also just packed with dirt and filth in general.

do. do we all see that. please tell me we all see that they have different hair colors.

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3-cats-in-a-coat

1 year ago

Obsessed with Bubbles (Argentina)

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3-cats-in-a-coat

1 year ago

I believe the correct saying is: not the sharpest kned in the shife

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

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3-cats-in-a-coat

1 year ago

What is that even supposed to mean??

/gen

do. do we all see that. please tell me we all see that they have different hair colors.

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3-cats-in-a-coat

1 year ago

I feel like the manor was built ontop of Alfred’s territory and he made an agreement with the Wayne’s that he would let them keep the manor there and even take care of it and put it under his protection and make it a part of his territory in exchange for money.

And then he grew fond of the humans and has a similar relationship with them as most fae have with shiny things. He absolutely loves them and he’s always the first one who realizes that Bruce has adopted another child.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Wally: How old is Alfred?

Dick: Whoa, you can’t just ask things like that, man.

Wally: Oh, sorry. I just, he seems kinda old, you know?

Dick: I’m pretty sure he’s immortal.

Wally:

Wally: Yeah, that checks out.

Roy: Didn’t he fight in a war or something?

Dick: Yeah, I think he fought in the Battle of Hastings.

A little ways over

Bruce: So, are you going to correct them?

Alfred: You have yet to determine my age, Master Bruce, and if you think I will succumb to such measly attempts as this you are sorely mistaken.