Just A Reminder That Both Of These Things Are Still Going On Right Now

I have triple the amount of cats as usual and am now in possession of an actual trenchcoat, the downside is that they’re definitely all trying to kill eachother, all in all it could be worse but it could also be a lot better.

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

The surprise party is hilarious

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

Danish: : )

Danish: Marie hen (like a female chicken)

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

An AU where Regulus survives the cave and people (mostly Sirius) keep getting him ocean/fish/kraken themed gifts.

Examples of these gifts include:

A Tshirt with a cartoony fish pattern for his birthday. (Where did Sirius get it?? Stores don’t sell these in adult sizes?? And it hasn’t been made larger with magic because the fish are the same size as they are on the kids shirts.)

One of those fish shaped hats that are supposed to look like the fish is eating your head.

(Feel free to add more if you want to)

If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

james, remus, peter, regulus and sirius playing never have i ever, part 2:

james: never have i ever been caught shagging in a broom closet

peter: *laughs*

sirus, glaring at james: *takes a shot*

remus, flushing: *also takes a shot*

regulus: *cackling*

remus, ready to get pay back: never have i taken someone’s virginity in this room

james: *banging his head on the table*

james: *takes a LONG swig of vodka, straight out the bottle*

sirius: W H A T

remus: *tears streaming down his face, laughing*

regulus: *grabbing the bottle out of james’ hand*

regulus: *attempts to drown himself in the bottle*

This post is amazing

Steve Rogers except the serum made him super duper strong and incredible as always but his body stayed the same size.

3-c---co

I’m baffled at how coherent some of your usernames are

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

Can we have a Harry Potter AU where Regulus Black is the Death Eater spy turned potions master instead of Snape?

That wasn’t even the first time, it wasn’t even the 150th time Dick called him dad, but Battinson still cries every time it happens because he’s just like that.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Clark Kent: you can’t just let this 8 year go out in the night and fight crime

Battinson on the verge of tears: that’s what I told him but he won’t listen to me

Robin! Dick gleefully: I am going to be just like my dad!

Battinson sobbing: Dad