3-c---co

Alternately:

Tonsils (they have a tendency to constantly get infected and then they have to get removed)

Tailbone (we don’t even have tails anymore and it’s so bad that it probably gets in the way of us shiting)

Spleen (literally just a sack of blood and it gave my uncle cancer when he was a teenager)

Glaring daggers at my bestie’s horrible ex bc he deserves it.

Kevlarsjäl by kent is extremely ‘Bruce thinking about Jason after his death’ coded but it’s also ‘Jason thinking about Bruce before he told him about being alive’ coded and you need to listen to the song because it’s also genuinely really good.

I hope they stay together and keep helping each other for a very long time.

Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.

(Not so) Fun Fact: It won’t break your kid’s finger, it’ll sever it off from their hand.

PLZ REBLOG

They would totally do the get help thing

Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

Danish: : )

Danish: Marie hen (like a female chicken)

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw

Even more woke: why does this meme format imply that people who don’t have money can’t be woke???

Btw no hate to OP I just noticed that the format is probably a bit classist.

Other than that:

What if Bruce Wayne and his ensemble of children dressed up in shitty store bought costumes of their own vigilante costumes for Halloween?

Broke: Bruce wayne uses his batman voice to spook his children at 2 am to get them to stop playing video games

Woke: Batman used his Brucie Wayne voice to interrogate JL criminals in custody in a sealed, soundproof room untill they're begging to be let out and give up the information freely

Hyperwoke: Brucie Wayne and his ensemble of children attend the met gala in their full vigilante costumes and Brucie flirts aggressively with anything that moves

Superhyperwoke: Brucie Wayne and his ensemble of children dress up in fifteen dollar Walmart knockoff versions of JL members and go on a sightseeing bus tour of Metropolis.