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Centuries old immortal meets sarcastic mid-20s mortal who says they're 57 when asked how old they are, and then the immortal takes their word for it.

The immortal thinks that they've managed to stumble upon a "young" immortal and wants to show them the ropes, meanwhile the mortal thinks this is just a huge bit.

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

Gender is a fun hobby.

Like it's just a little treat sometimes.

Imagine if Red was drawn afab, but because everyone around them had the same they/them pronouns they just assumed that it's normal for everyone to have a period.

On the same note I think they are mind blown when they find out there's pronouns besides they/them for people and it/that for objects.

that uhh that meme yueah

Never knew this, will avoid in the future!

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

Hey tumblr, is there some resource that tells you what exotic animals taste like raw and possibly cooked?

I love that these two showed up with each other.

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

I do not do the tumblr very often but I feel like everyone can relate to this emotion I've captured