I Love That These Two Showed Up With Each Other.

Two fun (separate) ideas for Nightmare that have been festering in my mind for the past bit.

1. Nightmare has every memory of his past self as a child. He firmly believes that the real Nightmare died and that he's just the corruption. Every single day, he questions if having the exact same memories makes him a copy of the same person that never got to grow up. (This could go in either the "nightmare never died" or the "nightmare died, but corrupted nightmare is still valid" type of existential routes. Either way, fun!)

2. Nightmare has DID. The corruption actually did nothing to cause this; it was all the villager's abuse. He only noticed this after the corruption though, and he blames it on that. (Maybe, one day, something causes him to have a third alter, and suddenly the first two are spiraling as they try to figure out what just happened)

Of course, Trump was the wall that was built for Elon to bump into all along.

Can me and @anon-trans-poet commission anyone to make a fanfic of poly furry el*n, mark (zuckerberg), and tr*mp working minimum. wage for their companies. We're gonna read it on the ICE report line

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

See what you don't know is the "oh my shit" is him realizing that AMY has to get her licks in too now, and Shadow has been relegated to puppy bites in comparison.

DBZ Abridged quotes my beloved

Oh yes. Delicious

So why couldn't X!Gaster make the marks go away? If he wanted to "fix" Cross being trans, I feel like that would be a easier way to do it

hello again! i assume this is the same anon xD

i'm sure that that's how he would have eventually chosen to "cure" cross' transness if he'd gotten around to it in time, but in TAU, "code" is something of a misnomer in the first place - it's not something as "easy" (in quotes because code is a pain in the ass for me) to read and understand as like, python or javascript, and especially not in living, sentient entities who are constantly taking in new information, processing it on multiple levels, and generally just... yanno, changing.

so 1: in order to erase cross' transness he would have had to do a deep-dive on a huge tome of code that was actively changing and growing underneath his feet, and 2: in order to delete only that part of his code and nothing more, he'd need to know where it came from.

and the trouble, here, is that cross is not actually a "pure" sans.

in fact, speaking more meta - gaster would have no way to know this for sure - i'd like to think that cross' eye markings are technically because he's part toriel. not a super significant amount, mind you, but he is the only person in nightmare's pantheon who can heal, he inexplicably loves to bake even where swap/blue doesn't, and in certain AUs where he reaches LV 20... he mysteriously grows horns.

again, speaking meta, i would have to assume that his eye markings are probably related to that bit of code - but in order to find and erase it, gaster would have to basically destroy his sense of self and start over. so even if he'd gotten to that point and tried to "fix it", he likely would have given up anyway simply because it wasn't worth the work it would take - and in that case, there are easier "solutions" to be had.

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drops this here and runs like hell

people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that’s not how this works

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

GOD do I wish I knew where to look for the text post series where Leshy kills a giant stump god with 100 metal claws from his little ant followers. I forgot to follow that writer and no matter how I search I can't find it anywhere.

PLEASE help me if you know what I'm talking about

How dare you assault my senses with exactly what I've been thinking.

What do you guys think about my cool new ship idea?