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Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

After the absurd lung-shattering laughter this caused from me I simply am unable to pass this up.

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

But...what if he isn't small? 🔎

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

So now that we've settled down on the memes, I think we can all agree

These two had the same flavor profile

It's been years since I had a trix cereal bar but I will stand by my claim of that being the same taste as the grimace shake

In retrospect I may have been overselling the banana

Imagine if Red was drawn afab, but because everyone around them had the same they/them pronouns they just assumed that it's normal for everyone to have a period.

On the same note I think they are mind blown when they find out there's pronouns besides they/them for people and it/that for objects.

that uhh that meme yueah

🏳️‍⚧️💜💀

Hey tumblr, is there some resource that tells you what exotic animals taste like raw and possibly cooked?

Of course, Trump was the wall that was built for Elon to bump into all along.

Can me and @anon-trans-poet commission anyone to make a fanfic of poly furry el*n, mark (zuckerberg), and tr*mp working minimum. wage for their companies. We're gonna read it on the ICE report line

Two fun (separate) ideas for Nightmare that have been festering in my mind for the past bit.

1. Nightmare has every memory of his past self as a child. He firmly believes that the real Nightmare died and that he's just the corruption. Every single day, he questions if having the exact same memories makes him a copy of the same person that never got to grow up. (This could go in either the "nightmare never died" or the "nightmare died, but corrupted nightmare is still valid" type of existential routes. Either way, fun!)

2. Nightmare has DID. The corruption actually did nothing to cause this; it was all the villager's abuse. He only noticed this after the corruption though, and he blames it on that. (Maybe, one day, something causes him to have a third alter, and suddenly the first two are spiraling as they try to figure out what just happened)