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I'm bored waiting for the bus to go home and continuing with a joke that I started yesterday with friends about changing all the names of the shit show because I refuse to call anyone the same as in the canon, I've looked up names for almost everyone , notice that they are in Spanish and I don't know if they all have translations in English 🤣 but they sound worse in Spanish haha (believe me)
Renada (credits to @sweetestpopcorn ) and her sons will be: Jacobo, Lucrecio, Joaquín, Aarón y Vicente.
Alisaint (credits to @sydalelys01 ) and her children: Aarón, Elena, Armando and Darío ( well this one doesn't exist X'D)
Damián and "his" daughters: Bea and Raquel.
Rita (credits to @sweetestpopcorn) Cornelio and their children: Leonor and Leonardo ( credits to @alisa-ioana).
As Alisaint's father and Renada's discarded sex toy we have Octavio and Cristóbal.
Obviously the mummy is also Vicente.
If these names sound soap opera it is totally intentional on my part 🫶