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"No images that would be very sexual and feminine!" says the staff, as the site profits from ads like this.

I'm sorry, but if the nipples are too sexual, then I think there may be something wrong with having this ad.

Hi, Tumblr staff here to bring you...

Sex Drape!

The super tight, super strict, super unnecessary policy to block all NSFW and some other things we hate!

It'll drape over any sexual content and hide it, and we use it for many things that don't even look sexy!

Uh-oh! Are those nipples?

Cover them up with Sex Drape!

Two same sex people loving each other?

Who wants that? Fix it with Sex Drape!

And to show you the power of Sex Drape...

I cut the Tumblr community in half!

And I deleted one side with only Sex Drape!

Imagine everything you can flag and delete with the power of Sex Drape!

Note: Sex Drape does not work on Neo-Nazis, actual porn, or anything that is actually toxic. It does, however, work on LGBTQ+, skin, nonsexual love, and quite literally nothing that we should be giving a damn about. To order, call 1-800-531-8008.