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OK fine. I will reveal my Dark and Twisted new kintype... Do NOT Cancel me Tumblr people cannot control who they kin!!

I KIN DARK MATT.

This is the darker, somehow even more evil version of a guy named Matt. CEO of Tumblr by day, PUNK EMO BY NIGHT. Yes, I know I have Emo trauma... but I cannot help the twisted workings of my subconscious.

Dark Matt Fast Facts:

Born and Raised in Houstan, Texas

Emo, taking Japanese lessons

Thinks he can cook, but can't

Dated David Karp before his transition, (his dad had no idea), calls him Karpy (one of the few who can and live)

OBSESSED with Anime

Frequents tumblr AND Twitter, so naturally runs into his ex (Karpy) a lot

J.K. Rowling's former mold dealer...

Used to kin Draco malfoy. Hates to recall his past

Tattoo artist. Gives himself his own tattoos

Pretends to like Jazz and Classical, but is really K and Jpop TRASH

Flamboyant, Loud Mouthed, and Bad at loooove :(

Kermit did NOT want him to have a bracelet, but Joker seems to like him, so...

My Darkest kintype... the one I am most ashamed of...

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