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Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes? I love your blog btw!
Thank you so much ^^
(I [still] haven't seen Ring of Fire, so I'm going to swing blindly at the wind and hope I did something)
Now that I'm reading over all I've written, this is 99% chaos
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Tweak: I'm going to need a human skull, but you can't ask why
Kwazii: Aye, as long as you don't ask where I got them
Kwazii: *pulls out 3 well preserved human skulls*
Tweak: ò - ó
Tweak, grabbing one: This one, thanks
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Kwazii, standing over a volcano: WE EITHER DIE FREE, OR DIE TRYING!!!
Tweak, right next to him: ARE THOSE REALLY THE ONLY CHOICES!?
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Tweak: Does anyone here know a good vendor of brass knuckles? Profesional quality preferred
Barnacles: You say, the MOST concerning things sometimes...
Kwazii: Here
*hands Tweak high quality brass knuckles*
Tweak: Thanks!
Barnacles, in shock: ',:|
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Tweak: Why are you on fire?
Kwazii: No clue, but I'm vibing
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Tweak: We vegatarians love the environment!
Kwazii: How can you say you love the environment, when yOU KEEP EATING ALL OF THE PLANTS-
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Kwazii: You know, it's nice to be wanted ^^
*sirens sound in the distance*
Tweak, running into the room: NOT BY THE LAW-
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Tweak: Did you get the eggs?
Kwazii: I found something even better!
Tweak: Kwazii-
Kwazii: *holds up a chicken*
Kwazii: Her name is Pecky! Like Becky, but Peck!
Vegamals: *collective face palm*
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Kwazii: I'm in love with you
Tweak, covered in baking powder: We called off the prank war less than an hour ago??
Kwazii: Yeah I know
Tweak: o _ o
Tweak: Ah, ok, got it. Cool. Very cool. Nice. Yes. Um.... coolcoolcool-
Kwazii: >:)
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Kwazii: What are your three (3) best qualities?
Tweak: Smart, soft hair, and I can easily bench press you
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Tweak: What are your three (3) best qualities?
Kwazii: Fast, cunning, and being a beacon of chaos 24/7
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Tweak: Screwdriver-
Kwazii: Screwdriver
Tweak: Wrench-
Kwazii: Wrench
Tweak: Lazer pointer-
Kwazii: Lazer poi...
Kwazii: Wait-
Tweak: *turns on the lazer pointer and points it to a nearby wall*
Kwazii: RED DOT-
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Kwazii, trying to flirt: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Tweak: Is your bed comfortable
Kwazii: Yes...?
Tweak: I'd sleep.
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Kwazii running towards Tweak: CATCH ME!!
Tweak, who's working on the gups: What-
Kwazii: *crashes into Tweak and lands both of them in the water*
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Tweak: Is something burning?
Kwazii: Just my love for you
Tweak, looking behind Kwazii: Nope, that palm tree is on fire
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Tweak: I owe you one
Kwazii: 7pm, under the stars. It's a date >:)
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Requests are still open ^^
I'm also working on the rules and general stuff for asks/request + introduction
Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?
You got it! ^^
Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)
Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"
Tw/Cw for swearing
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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3
Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least
Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??
Kwazii:
Kwazii: is it working-
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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand
Kwazii, confused: Ok????
Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*
Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??
Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1
Kwazii:
Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)
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Kwazii: So, she kissed me
Barnacles: And you kissed her back?
Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???
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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.
Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement
Kwazii: Aww, thanks-
Tweak: and short
Kwazii:
Kwazii: >:/
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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-
Tweak: ...
Tweak: Fuck where did it go?
Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Tweak: Remember what I told you
Kwazii: I love you
Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B
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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made
Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks
Tweak:
Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag
Tweak: But now I'm interested...
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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!
Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?
Kwazii: Next question!
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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!
Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish
Tweak:
Tweak: and a complete train wreck...
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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T
Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??
Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!
Shellington laughing in the back: >:3
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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??
Tweak: Of course
Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-
Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new
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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?
Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild
Tweak: Really? What kind?
Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place
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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?
Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-
Kwazii: And?
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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you
Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!
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Kwazii: We had a date planned!
Tweak, confused: What date???
Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*
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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^
Requests are still open :>