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sphynxgriffin

3 months ago

Bill rocking a crying baby Pyramid Steve. "Shh. shh. What? What?! Do you want, Money? POWER? ... a lullaby?"

Bill, singing "Rock-a-bye Stevie, it's- it... it..."
red text overlaying stevie says "billy why billy" and "IT'S not (not is crossed out) YOUR FAULT you have that STRANGE EYE"

Bill, blinking back tears, shoving baby at Ford. "HAHA. On second thought!!! You do it Fordsy! ha! ha! Your voice is MUCH MORE soothing!"

Ford starts singing, "Rock a bye baby... on the tree top..." while Bill perches sadly on his shoulder

Hiding behind Ford's head, Bill mutters, "getittogether,billy. get . it. together"
Ford continues hum/singing "When the wind blows, cradle will rock..."

Ford sings, "When the bough BREAKS"
Bill is startled

"Cradle will FALL-"
Bill thinks WTF

"Down will come baby, cradle & alllll~!"
Bill punches Ford's head, whispering furiously. "what was that. ford. FORD. that's messed up!"
Ford whispering back, "shh bill, he's asleep. ow. ow. bill"

Maybe ALL lullabies are kinda messed up

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