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Modern person: Noè I think you're a bit... Zesty
Noé: pardon?
Modern person: fruity?
Noé: pardon de moi?
Modern person: Gay?
Noé: oui?
Modern person: ... What do you think that means...
Noé: happy?
Modern person: you moron....
Noé: ...??? *confused vampire noises*
There's no way this Victorian era vampire knows modern vocabulary lol
Bonus!
Modern folk: Noè what I think he's trying to say is you're homosexual
Modern person: oui!
Noé: ??
Modern folk: you like other men
Noé: ah non