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zeepatomicarts

2 months ago

THE ULTIMATE ADULT SWIM HAREM RAHHHHH

Characters in this harem I’d 100% date:

Master Shake (because he’s the absolute best)

The Warden (the cutest motherfucker out there, MY BABY BOYYY!)

Xavier (We can find out what doth life together!)

Steve Smith (not the one from American Dad for those wondering) (Cool type of guy!)

Characters in this harem I’d crush on, but pass:

Nathan Explosion (I’m not brutal enough for him, dawg. 😭)

Rusty Cuyler (He’s already happy with Tammi, I’m not gonna interrupt their beautiful relationship.)

Characters I’d reject:

Baby Cakes (He’s too childish.)

Clay Puppington (No. No fucking way in hell I’d date a toxic father like him.)

Cat Man (Enough said.)

Early Cuyler (Because he’s a piece of shit!)

Any of the live action characters (To be fair, the idea of crushing on a real actor is kinda creepy to me.)

Also, Killface deserves a place in this harem alongside Xander Crews. I love me a good supervillain!