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Techno: He's a volatile species, he can't be trusted...
Phil: *takes a sip of his tea* What are you on about?
Techno: I swear, Phil, he's got that shifty look in his eyes.
Ranboo: *walks into the cabin* Hi! I just wanted to drop this off before I go mining. *sets a pie on the table* Bye!
Techno: *cuts a slice*... This is filled with golden carrots and honey... *takes a bite*
Phil: Still think he's suspicious?
Techno: *crying because the pie tastes amazing* He's a vicious beast, Phil, I swear.
Phil: Mhm, sure.