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Sayonara ~
Shakes x Skarra
Ship Headcanons:
Okay look we all know very damn well that thesse two are gonna need some help on the relationship im talking like profesional help.
There is some point in Couple's Counselling where their theraphist snaps and just goes 'Look Skarra i can either help you get over Shakes or get with him, not both!' Or 'You either stop pretending you don't care about this or start caring!'
Δ°t gets easier after that.
Verg big on PDA once they go public (which -let's face it- won't take long) arm across shoulders, hand in the other's back pocket, kiss on the cheek, hip bumps, hand holding, etc. etc.
Extending on that both teams have stopped letting their respective players sit on the front row whenever they come to eachother's matches since Skarra and Sahakes' new favourite goal celebration is tugging the other down and smooching.
Vince visibly gagged the first time they did it, Coach called Shakes' mom.
The dogs warm up to Shakes surprisingly quickly Skarra suspects he let them have chesse or something.
Whenever they argue both dogs take Shakes' side just to piss him off.
After their first Big argument Shakes left the house to try and give both of them some space but they both have major seperation anxiety do he came back 20 mins. later to a...quite distraught Skarra.
They made it a rule that no matter how mad they are instead of leaving they'll stick by eachother and when it's time to actually talk it through they'll be cΔ±vΔ±l about it.
Dee's reaction to them dating was looking Skarra dead in the eyes and saying 'you don't deserve him' that dosen't mean she likes him though, she tolarates him at best.
Spenza looked Skarra dead in the eyes and said 'i'm onto you buddy', he never stopped looking for proof of some evil plan and who can blame him really.
Shakes is just as childish and Skarra's just as insuffrable.
Slowly both pairs get more used to eachother but they don't show it.
Spenza is real good with kids though and Dee appriciates a good mystery story. Begrudging Spenza Dee friendship anyone?
They like to bring eachother flowers because that's what normal couples do, right?
Both praise themselves on being the only one (?) able to understand the other, they also love showing off their partner
Skarra is a legs guy, he also appriciates a nice pair of lips, Shakes is more into the shoulders he can lean on and the ass he can slap.
The teams FREAKED when they found out Supa Strikas were all like 'Ha-Ha nice one Shakes/say sike rn/ c'mon dude tell me ur smarter than that!' Klaus thought it was the ultuimate enemies to lovers story.
Δ°.U was more of a 'HAH you owe me thirty bucks assmunch/Saw that one coming/well this ought to be interesting'.
Nicknames are:. Bro + every insult ever with like a honey thrown in during a tender moment.
Okay so y'all are gonna come at me for this but thesse guys bone like conservative 70 year olds, despite both having play boy type personalitys they never quite got it up.
Both are all talk and a wobbly walk basically.
They think having the lights off is kinky, Skarra has a thing for hair pulling he tried once and they had to stop just so he could pull his fingers out of that bird nest. Shakes is madly into hickies both giving and receiving.
First time happened after the first argument prolly not a good mindset to roll in the hay with but i think we should accept the fact that they'll never have a perfectly non-toxic relationship.
Biggest turn offs are: oral since they like to run their mouths and bondage because *vauge gesture*.
Skarra has red LED lights in his bedroom Shakes refuses to woo-hoo while they're on.
Do I have to say it again? I'll say it again
Another firm believer of private not secret
It's not that he's ashamed of you or anything, it's actually the complete opposite
I feel as if he'd mention you in interviews a lot, sharing funny stories about all the trouble you two get in. He'd love talking about you but he's just not the type of guy to open up a lot about his private life so he'd definitely withhold some details about your relationship from the public
Speaking of trouble, you guys would probably be like partners in crime
Yk how Spenza is always investigating the other super league teams? I feel like you two would do that together occasionally
Type of guy to troll on roblox with you
He's always dragging you out of your comfort zone and trying to convince you to try new things but he never forces them onto you
I can definitely picture you featuring in his reality TV show that he got in that one episode
On days where you want something calm you guys would probably do something like having a picnic on the beach
Definitely complains about Liquido to you, you guys would be gossip buddies
Always holding your hand, whether you're on a date, at home alone, at Cool Joe's club with the rest of the team or laterally anywhere else, his hand WILL be holding yours
He probably plays boardgames with you and gets super competitive
Loves cuddling and he's probably super warm so it's a bit irritating in the summer but he makes up for basically almost giving you a heatstroke by always taking you to the most thoughtful dates
He probably gets really clingy when he's sick and may or may not have kissed and gotten you sick at least once
He felt bad after but made up for it eventually
Amazing listener, he probably loves hearing your voice
He's extremely loyal
He's probably your hype man, if you don't like someone then he doesn't like them as well and will give them the most disgusting side eye possible every time he sees them
Overall just an amazing boyfriend except for the fact that he probably likes biting you
Not big bites, just small nibbles while cuddling
Probably has photos of you in his phone case and in his locker at Strikaland
That's all I could think of for him, this is unedited and I'm writing at 1am with the flu so I can focus on a Dancing Rasta request so bare with me here. I'm not really a North Shaw girl so it took me a while to think of anything
Hope y'all have a good day, that's everything for now π«ΆπΌπ«ΆπΌπ«ΆπΌ
A relationship with him would definitely start off as a secret, I don't view him as the type of person to share much about his personal life
A relationship with him would be in two words, intense and passionate
He's a lady's man, women flock to him as seen in a few episodes in the show so it would be easy for him to charm you but I don't view him as the type of guy to have a long term relationship
Don't get me wrong, he's not scared of commitment or anything of that sort but he has a lot going on in his life
Soccer, music and his club take up a lot of his time so he's a bit too busy to maintain a relationship and he's also a very emotionally reserved person
If you do manage to catch his attention well enough and it leads to a long term relationship with him, he would be 100% commited to you
He's an extremely loyal person and also an all or nothing guy as seen with how much effort and dedication he puts into soccer
He'd always be looking for you in the crowd whenever he's playing soccer or performing music, always playing better when he sees you
He's the type of guy to write songs about you but he'd keep the lyrics subtle, he'd always look directly at you in the crowd while performing and it would be like a private moment for you two that everyone else is completely oblivious to
He probably likes dancing with you at his club or when he's alone with you in the privacy of either of your homes, records playing in the background as you both dance and talk about any and everything, the atmosphere would be calming and relaxing
He'd probably have late night walks with you whenever one of you guys couldn't sleep and it would lead to the best talks of your lives
The day your relationship goes public would be after the last match of the season, he'd see you in the crowd cheering for him, a bright smile on your face as you look at him and he'd run up to you in front of everyone, not hesitating to pull you into a hug and lay his head on your shoulder. He'd look into your eyes silently for a few seconds, both of you feeling as though it's just the two of you present in the stadium for a moment and he'd think of how much he loves you, how much you mean to him and he'd kiss you in front of the whole world. He'd leave you speechless and then run back to the team to go collect the trophy
A few dates you guys would go on would be going to concerts, dancing together or having picnics at the beach and listening to records together
I feel like he'd also love spa day dates where you both relax at home and take care of your hair(I don't think he'd love them as much as a specific striker with a ponytail that I've yet to write about would though)
I mean have y'all seen his afro? It puts mine to shame so I'm sure whatever he's doing for his hair workssssss
I wanna say he'd have you as his phone wallpaper but that's not really possible with his phone lol
His love language is probably quality time and words of affirmation
I could probably come up with a lot more things but I think I'll end it here because I have an exam tomorrow and I'm still not asleep (insomnia will be the death of me π) I'm currently working on dating hcs for North Shaw and Dancing rasta but feel free to request anything and I'm also considering writing one shots but I don't know if people would be into that
Another private not secret guy when it comes to your relationship
Not big on PDA but definitely holds your hand and does small gestures that show that he loves you whenever you guys are in public
He would probably like stargazing with you at the beach
He's the type of guy to be staring at you instead of the stars and then say something about how beautiful the view is (ik it's cheesy but I just genuinely see him doing that πππ)
He expresses himself very well and isn't afraid of getting sappy and cheesy if the moment calls for it
He's a very polite, well-mannered person so your family would love him
He's the type of guy to get flowers for both you and your mother
Romantic moments between you two are typically quiet, private and reserved for you two alone
He's a very responsible person, having to deal with Ura Giri so I feel as if sometimes he'd want to get into a bit of chaos with you
That's a side of him only you see and even then it took a few months of being together for him to show it
He's definitely more of a listener that anything so I imagine he'd like to hear you talk about your day, things that made you happy, work/school drama
Literally anything, he just likes hearing you talk and seeing the happiness on your face
Yk how Twisting tiger has a lucky charm necklace? I feel like he would have something similar but it would be matching with you
Probably got it for you as a gift on one of your first dates and it holds a lot of sentimental value to him
He's good at expressing himself except for when it comes to love
He rarely ever says I love you and instead prefers to do things for you
He probably takes the best photos of you
Like you genuinely look ethereal whenever he takes photos of you
Even though he takes good photos I feel as if he'd have a photo of you sleeping as his wallpaper
It's probably the most unfaltering photo of you but he loves it
I think he would have multiple albums of you and he likes to look through them whenever he's away for a long time
I feel like he's a firm believer of private not secret when it comes to your relationship
He absolutely adores you and he makes sure that's known by literally everyone but he doesn't go around sharing everything about your relationship, some things are just for you two and he doesn't want to share that part of his life with others
He bites, not enough to hurt you or anything but just like cute little nibbling yk?
Sometimes you wake up wrapped up in his arms with his face buried in your neck, his teeth digging into your skin ever so slightly
In the early stages of your relationship you rarely, if ever see him without his makeup on but as time passes and he gets more comfortable around you, he finally trusts you enough to be around you without it
I feel as if he'd like spending time together a lot, be expecting him to randomly go on long drives with you whenever it's raining or ask you to come dance in the rain with him
It doesn't matter if you can dance or not, he'd just like being close with you the whole time and wouldn't actually care about the dance, more so he'd use it as an excuse to make you laugh and spend more time with you
He absolutely adores you, he's genuinely whipped and he isn't ashamed of it too
Random kisses throughout the day
He's the type of guy to send you pictures of things that remind him of you whenever he's away for soccer matches
Definitely writes you love letters and sends you bouquets whenever he's away for too long
This one was inspired by someone else on here but he 100% wears rings and I feel as if he gets so happy whenever he sees you wearing any one of his rings
He'll probably give you his one or get you a matching ring depending on how much he likes the ring
Yk how I said he eventually let's you see him without makeup? I feel as if he'd also let you do his makeup for him, he'd honestly just be staring at you and smiling the whole time whether or not you do it well and would wear it to practice
He'd brag to the whole team about it and occasionally ask you to do his makeup again whenever you're both bored
He absolutely lovesssss physical touch, that might be the reason why he's always looking for excuses to be close to you
I feel as if he'd have lots of beauty marks on his face, they're normally covered by his makeup but you're one of the few people who see him without makeup on so you get to see them very often
I might draw that later
He probably has long eyelashes, idk why but that's the vibe I get from him
He's probably extremely cold so he's like your living AC in the summer
I have more ideas but this is my first time writing something like this and English isn't my first language so I'll end it hereπ«ΆπΌ