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Tw: mental health, brief mention of suicide, brief mention of alcohol misuse
Please don’t read this if it will negatively effect you in any way.
It’s not that important, nothing i post is ever as important as ur mental health, I’ll see you in the next post :)
Hobbits:
Wouldn’t dare to talk about it for fear of scandal, when someone yeets themselves from the mortal coil everyone else says they drowned fishing or ate a bad mushroom. Really really bad vibes.
Humans and numenoreans:
Trying trying okay? ‘Talk to a friend or family member’, ‘have you tried going for a walk’ ‘make sure you eat lots of healthy colorful vegetables to keep the good humors up’
They don’t know what they’re doing but they definitely know that drinking about it is an answer, perhaps not the correct one, but definitely one of the answers of all time.
Elves:
They love being depressed. Everything is so god damn depressing about elves and they love it.
Seriously, if they could by melancholy flavored ice cream they would *
Dwarves:
(Note: please exclude a Mister Thorin Oakenshield from this description)
Actually generally pretty good about it, they live in the dark a lot of the time and as such don’t get enough sun and know that that is a very real cause of a bad head space, they have a lot of access to minerals and cold weather plants that work well to treat depression and a large enough work force that if you need a few days off to right yourself no one bats an eye.
Ents:
So bad at communicating that they scared the hoes.*
Goblins:
Couldn’t articulate their emotions if they were offered a gold coin the size of a shire door. *
Orcs/Orks:
Will complain to each other openly but lack any empathy to retain what others say to them so it’s just a sea of whinging and whining.
**I will also put a red asterisk next to everything that applies to Thorin because it’s funny and I’m mean **