Sirius X Remus - Blog Posts

Sirius: last night I was one with perfection

James: heh?

Remus: he's coming up with fancy ways of saying that we fucked.

Peter: *looses appetite*

James: *whispers* we were in the same room as you. Why would you do that.

Sirius: *shrugs* I was horny

Remus: too much info boo

Dieing went with society's norms so Sirius didn't do it

Ok hear me out...

A headcannon that there is no voldy, and therefore no (to minimal and not on psychotic) rivalry and all four seekers (harry, cho, Cedric and draco) like to hang out sometimes to play quiddich and joke around

Also in addition to that either they all have a poly relationship or they all go into separate relationships (with each other). Depending on which you prefer.

And there just fucking HAPPY.

I-

Remus: can i call you oreo?

Sirius: because my second name is Orion?

Remus: no because i want to split your legs in two and lick what's in between

So I found this on the internet

I'm sorry but that defeats the fucking purpose of being non-binary

My favourite part of prisoner of Azkaban is when peter gets put in jail and Sirius is free.

My favourite part of order of the Phoenix is when Sirius doesn't die.

My favourite part of the last two books is when Remus doesn't marry tonks, instead he loves through the 2nd war and spends the rest of his life with Sirius (the man he loves)

Thankyou for coming to my ted talk.

*Lily and Remus watching James and Sirius be absolute idiots*

Lily: are you sure you and him. We can find you a better one.

Remus: we could also find you a better one yet here we are.

Lily: i-

Please go check out my books. Also I'm sorry for spamming I just have nothing else to do and like I'm gonna succumb to such mortal things such as sleep.

Here's a little snippet from the first one.

A glass smashed overhead as Walperga Black aimed a glass vase at the head of her oldest child. 

"HOW DARE YOU." She screamed "HOW DARE YOU THROW DIRT ON THE NOBLE HOUSE OF BLACK. YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE. GET OUT. OUT YOU FILTHY FAGGOT." 

Sirius could still hear his mother's screams as he walked out of the house. She took it better that expected. He smiled to himself as he messaged a boy called James Potter, he was an old friend they got to know each other while at boarding school together and soon became inseparable.

hey mate I just came out she took it better than I thought

I only got kicked out and had a vase thrown at my head but other than that I'm ok

I'm heading over to yours now

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'ONLY'?

SHE COULD HAVE KILLED YOU!

IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ME YOU WOULD BE HOMELESS!!

ok but James I do know you and she didn't kill me

Look at the bright side mate

And I have left that shit hole I had to call home

I'm moving in with you

Coz ya know I got disowned and I get to enjoy your mums cooking all the time

Speaking of which can you ask her to make some cookies for when I get there?

Shes already on it. Me and dad are on our way to pick you up so stay put you dumbass 

Ok I'll be at that coffee shop that you saw that cute girl that made you swoon over her eyes

Ight see you soon

And I do not swoon

K

What ever floats your boat

Fuck you

Siruis walked up the street to the cafe, it was only a two minute walk but people were looking at him funny, probably Because of the glass shards in his hair and that he had a big fuck off suitcase with all of his belongings. Plus the screaming still emitting from his former house about traitors and filth and what not.

And from my oneshots series,

Sirius black was laying on his bed in his dormitory at Hogwarts singing to muggle love songs at the top of his lungs, while James Potter and Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew were sitting in the common room trying to study but found themselves unable to when they heard Padfoot singing.

Although he had a sweet voice he really was quite annoying. Remus , who would usually become entranced by the angelic majesty that was his sweet Padfoot's voice, was getting increasingly alloyed as they were studying for a rather important exam. 

Eventually Remus got sick of Srius and marched up to the dormitory preparing a speech to yell at him. "ALRIGHT YOU RUDDY PIECE OF SH-" however his scentace was cut short as he burst through the door and found all the words knocked out of him as his eyes fell upon a heavenly sight.

Sirius Black was laying on his head propped up by pillows, he was wearing nothing but a white button up long sleeve shirt completely unbuttoned with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, showing of him muscular chest which Remus was confused about when he saw a couple of tattoos on it (he had only just turned 15 after all), on his bottom half he was wearing nothing but a pair of baggy boxers, that were clearly showing a dick bulge that had grown a fair amount since Moony had entered the room, his shoulder length, black, curly hair was loosely tied in a messy, loose bun on top of his head, over all he looked like a hot mess that Remus wanted to ravish but unfortunately couldn't.

Again; I am sorry for spamming I'm just bored. Please read my stories. Thankyou xx❤

Bro how often does you tummy 💫wumble💫

fundamental differences between wolfstar and jegulus/starchaser:

sirius goes on his tiptoes to kiss remus

regulus grabs james’ collar and pulls him down to his level to kiss him

Same couple, different fonts

Imagine a asgard au with the black brothers and sirius breaks the timeline because he's a bad boy and meets remus and they have to fix the timeline and sirius frees remus from the TVA and they live happy every after :)))))

So I made a thing...

Do I wanna know??

Post prank Wolfstar

inspo @sugarsyrop on tiktok

Amen to that

Sirius Black was not built for moderation. Especially not when it comes to Remus Lupin in a button-down shirt and rolled-up sleeves. That’s a religious experience.

Remus: don’t start

Sirius: hearing "don’t start" gives me a thrill, honestly

Remus:

Sirius: makes me wanna start

Remus would buy Sirius all sorts of star jewellery. Necklaces, hair clips, earrings, rings, and Sirius would wear them every single day. If he lost one of them, he would be so upset and Remus would just keep buying him new ones.

Somewhere along the way Professor Lupin became our Moony, and I won’t give him back

Sirius is the type of person who randomly chills on the kitchen table just because he can.

Just thinking about Sirius and Remus bro-hug each other when they meet in the shrieking shack for the first time after Sirius went to Azkaban, then almost bro-kissed in a totally platonic, non-gay way.

Remus: I think I-

Sirius: you think you love me?

Remus: that too, but I was going to say that I think your robes are on fire

Sirius: *blushing uncontrollably*

Sirius: he loves me!!!

Sirius is the kind of person who would write fanfics about himself and Remus before they got together

*Remus covered in lipstick stains from Sirius, smiling like an idiot*

Remus: I love being gay

home is whenever I'm with you 💫

(avete capito cioè casa loro è ovunque basta che stanno assieme ok)

fuck disco !

ispirato da questo capolavoro che ha resettato il mio cervello non ho dormito per tre notti di fila non ho nemmeno battuto ciglio. niente di simile è mai esistito ha distrutto ogni aspettativa che abbia mai avuto mi sento come se avessi commesso un crimine x averla letta gratis è troppo wow è ingiusto e non mi riprenderò mai più

brillante .!

-> https://archiveofourown.org/works/63068866/chapters/161520211

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