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But also Remus Lupin

sirius black.

Do any of you know the name of the LilyxJamesxRegulus ship coz i can't find the name of it

Sirius: oh look at that, I've been impaled.

Remus: WHAT!?!

Sirius: nothing.

Also Sirius: shit Lily quick get the needle out of my foot.

Lily: *laughing her ass off*

kinda dope idea ngl but it's very far fetched

What's your new conspiracy theory obsession? I love conspiracy theories and would love to hear it! 💖

we are not from earth- *stretches fingers* ellis silver believes that humans evolved on another planet and were brought here by aliens. why? according to him - a scientist analyzing the evolution of the human race, earth was created as a sort of prison - perhaps due to our violent nature far outside the bounds of any other species who are native to earth. earth lacked a dominant species so they were brought here to thrive tens of thousands of years ago. researcher and author dr ellis silver has been looking at the human race and it's physiology. he believes that earth environment clearly isn’t our natural one. he wrote this book (i haven't read the book, i just read some excerpts) in which he mentioned that human race has a number of ‘serious flaws’ that are not shared by other species here. he explained that even though humans are the most developed species on the planet they are surprisingly unsuited and ill-equipped for our planet’s environment. the planet’s native flora and fauna have adapted to the seasonal variations, in humans, the biological clock being tailored for a day of 25 hours, was confirmed by a study from harvard. humans lack the ability to sense the earth's magnetic fields and tend to have a strong dislike for naturally occurring (raw) foods and have ridiculously high rates of chronic disease, among other things, humans are sensitive to sunlight and avoid spending long periods exposed to the sun while other species don’t. he pointed out that the planets where humans originated from had not as much sunlight. the size of the head of a newborn child is disproportionately large which presents a problem for women when giving birth which may result in fatalities. human being can only pass their adapted genetics on reaching maturity. bad backs suggests we were not used to gravity. he theorized it was because life evolved on a planet with much lower gravity and he argued that mankind did not evolve alongside other life forms on earth. “we are all chronically ill,” says dr silver. “indeed, if you can find a single person who is 100% fit and healthy and not suffering from some (perhaps hidden or unstated) condition or disorder i would be extremely surprised – i have not been able to find anyone.” ofc, this theory is far-fetched, but where are we from? dr. ellis also claimed that humans could have come from alpha centauri, the closest star system to our solar system. idk if this makes sense to you but to me, it does. bye

I just updated both of my books on wattpad please go check them out

leather jackets and woollen jumpers - Wolfstar (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/262141046?utm_source=android&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=Saffire078&wp_originator=JebmaXLsvfjxZc%2Bf0fjhCvxeW6Zw5E5p6KR5Nj%2BDKFhI1TU7LFflEoosW%2BrbnYGy42gwa02ZavVx59a5qgOhlIT3LjcGsX%2BwkBC%2BKHqCeOUfSjCr5Z09e3MEi8s2uodg

Wolfstar muggle AU with a little Jilly Smut will be in this story so if too young please refrain from reading. TW homophobia, possible metion of suicide and death.

I just realised that Jake Peralta (from Brooklyn Nine Nine) canonically has a degradation kink. Like I thought about it a lot, but it only truly clicked just now.

Ok hear me out...

A headcannon that there is no voldy, and therefore no (to minimal and not on psychotic) rivalry and all four seekers (harry, cho, Cedric and draco) like to hang out sometimes to play quiddich and joke around

Also in addition to that either they all have a poly relationship or they all go into separate relationships (with each other). Depending on which you prefer.

And there just fucking HAPPY.

She truly holds all the knowledge of the universe

Remus: The Bible says that if a man lays with another man he should be stoned.

Remus: *rolling a joint* I’ve been doing it right all these years!

Stolen from this TikTok @kattlupin @starstruck4moony

My school is setting up to be able to change names on the roll and my time table so I won't have to put up with my dead name.

But... It won't show up on my school report so it won't out me. I'm so fecking happy