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Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall ‘kenergy’

1. Ken

- little cowboy hat

- doctor who

- just misses his best friend barbie 🥹

8.5 out of Ken

2. Ken

- less fun lil cowboy hat

- gets to be douche bro president Ken

- related to Chris evans maybe?

- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss

5 out of Ken

3. Ken

- back flipping Ken

- excellent dancer

- gives serious steal ur girl energy

- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)

- served some mad cunt

9 out of Ken

4. Ken

- possibly my favourite Ken

- always has Ken’s back

- very goofy dancer 💜

- played drums when all the other Ken’s played guitar

- recipient of the holy pimp coat

- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken

10 out of Ken

5. Ken

- THE Ken

- he’s kenough 🥲

- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasn’t about horses

- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film I’ve ever seen

- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women so…

-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)

Barbie being an eldritch terror wasn’t on my bingo card for 2023 but let’s fucking gooo

simu liu: *existing*

me:

Guys guys guys!!

So you know how everyone is making jokes about how they don’t scissor in the Barbie movie

Well during the “I’m Just Ken” dance scene Ken (Ryan) and Ken (Simu) play rock paper scissors

You’re never going to guess what they both pick

I’m done.

That explosion in ATLAS starring J.Lo and Simu Liu, directed by Brad Peyton. I just really liked that explosion. You can thank corridor crew for bringing it to my attention.

Will probably watch with my dad this weekend doesn't seem to have a high score on rotten tomatoes though.

#Barbie (2023)

#Bestiegoals

SHANG CHI SPOILERS AHEAD PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED IT 

Now everything in the universe aside.........

The scene in Stranger things, season 3........where Robin and Steve are on the washroom floor, high off their asses and throwing up all over the place, and Robin reveals to Steve that they are, in-fact, gay............. a fact which Steve responds to with ‘I don't give two shits about your sexuality but bro at least have taste.......I mean Tammy Thompson? Really??’ and then the 2 of them proceed to burst out into song.......

                                                          AND 

The scene in Shang chi where Katy and Shang chi are on the plane and he's going on about his backstory............ And Katy throws all of that out the window like ‘I don't give a shit that the person I’ve know for ten goddamn years is not actually who I thought he was but wtf is up with your name bro??’ and then she gives him endless mockery for it.......

Both these scenes radiate the same #bestiegoals energy. Convince me otherwise I dare you. 

This has been an utterly useless, long post about shit I want to talk about. 

Thank you for listening. 

I am eternally grateful to Shang-chi for giving me a male and female in a 100% platonic relationship without ANY REFERENCE WHATSOEVER to the possibility of them being in love.

Katy and Shang-chi......They hug?? They save each other's asses all the time?? They cry into each other's shoulders?? And it's not taken with any romantic subtext?? Like That's all I was ever looking for.....was it that hard to give?

NO, IT ABSA-FUCKING-LUTLY WAS NOT

So once again, I love their friendship with a passion that will keep buring even after the sun dies out

Hehehhehehaw, I did a good thing