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Pure Vanilla Crk - Blog Posts
IM NOT PLAYING ON MY PHONE IM TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS.
"finally I got awaken pure vanilla cookie how is his ultim..."
“Their hearts are delicate, like glass. Yours especially.”
Ascended Pure Vanilla: *holds bf rival gently*
Symbolism of Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk:
Okay I was scrolling and it suddenly hit me why I felt way more attached to the dynamic that Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla had then say Dark Cacao and Mystic flour It’s because of the freaking double meaning to their primary roles as a Jester and King. (And me having the cultural knowledge to get any secondary meaning between their roles unlike the other two ancients at the minute).
So in the modern media and more frequent interpretation of the royal court the Jester was there to entertain, which is how SM is introduce to us, but in some cases it wasn’t their only job in court. They could responsible for bearing bad news to the King but also being one of the few people in court who could publicly mock and talk freely to him, so long as it seemed funny. This reflects on the actual game as Shadow Milk is the only one be it positive or negative that will not speak to Pure Vanilla without some form of formality.
While yes PV is friends with the other ancients there’s still a formality between them due to their ranks and roles even with Gingerbrave and Co they’re still a bit formal to him as he’s their elder. Shadow Milk as his elder in age but equal in terms of power (due to possessing the same soul jam), is the only one who talks frankly to him.
As for bearing bad news (yes this is relative but makes sense in context) SM is the one albeit in a very manipulative and disingenuous manner informs PV truth is only relative to the individual or group but is made up of lies varying from meaningless to meaningful, and that even he will lie as some situations a sweet lie is better than the bitter truth.
SM both directly and indirectly aided in PV’s decision making which on occasion for some Jesters was their role albeit this was extremely uncommon. Which ended up with the Truthless Recluse and eventually Compassionate.
All this making their roles as the Jester and the King even more intertwined than just a cosmetic choice.
Anyway Inky signing this post off!
Okay but why does this lowkey look like they’re soft launching a relationship and album. Then it comes out five years later due to an industry leak it was hella toxic with a messy break up/ divorce but the song or album still goes hard.
The song is imagine is called Sweetened Showtime or something.
Me waiting for the meta to be busted again tomorrow: ^^^^
he’s checking for lice
lil something i whipped up in free draw
they’re so dear to me I’ll cry
The truth never prevails.
Lady of Deceit - 2
Shadow Milk wasn't sure how much time had passed.
Days? Weeks? Months? Years!?
He didn't care really. All he cared about was that He Was Tricked.
"How the fuck did he do it!?" The Beast Cookie mumbled, raking his hand through his hair, the eyes on his locks closing instinctively so he wouldn't poke them. "I . . . . I completely outsmarted him! I was the one in charge! Me, me , ME!"
He suddenly paused, more memories hitting his head. 'Sometimes, you need the darkness to see the light.' rang in his head as a picture of a card for an Awakened Pure Vanilla Cookie, literally identical to the cookie he had ran away from, flashed in his eyes, and a scream of pure rage escaped his mouth. "WITCH DAMM IT!"
So, everything he had experienced, everything he had faced, all of his ideas, all of his plans, capturing Pure Vanilla and watching as he turned into Truthless Recluse . . . It . . . Was. . . . All . . . . SCRIPTED OUT!????
"AGGGHHHHH! STUPID DEVELOPERS! STUPID WITCHES! STUPID BEASTS? STUPID ANCIENTS! STUPID FUCKING PURE VANILLA COOKIE!'"
(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ +(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ +(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ
After even more hours of screaming and unfortunately crying, he was calm now.
Shadow Milk. . . . .was calm .
Breathe in . . . . Breathe out . . . .
In . . . . Out . . . .
Now, what should she do? Should he give up and mope forever? Find the stupid Cookie and drag him back to the Spire so she could beat him up? Awakened Ancient or not, with enough spite and rage, Shadow Milk could do anything.
It was literally his motto! In both lives! With enough spite, rage and dedication, you could accomplish anything!
Shadow Milk slowly blinked before a smile grew on his face. "I should write that down somewhere."
Back to his original thought, what could he do? Everything had played out the same way it did in game, so could he even do anything?
Shadow Milk hummed in thought and pushed himself to float in the air, then moved his body upside down as he closed his eyes. "Decisions decisions.....Ah! I got it!"
It was a beautiful plan! A marvelous plan!
It was a splendid beautiful marvelous plan!
With a wide grin on his face, Shadow Milk flipped his body right side up and allowed his feet to touch the ground, walking towards one of the few mirrors that didn't break. "Hmmm," he hummed, cupping his cheeks. "If I make my hair a little bit shorter....ah! This dress looks dashing on me? Oohh what about this eye shadow!"
A few minutes later, the female cookie twisted and turned as she appraised herself. "Beautiful! Well, off course I'm beautiful I'm well, me!" She proclaimed, placing her hands on her hips. "Silly Vanilly, did you really think I'll let you go? Never."
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Current Summary of Beast-Yeast
Mystic Flour: I want that cookie so fucking bad
Burning Spice: I WANT THAT COOKIE SO FUCKING BAD!!!
Shadow Milk, episode 7 and most of 8: I want that cookie so fucking bad... and now he's all mine 😈 I win I win I wiiiiiiiin
Shadow Milk, end of episode 8: Me? Wanting that cookie? Lol. Lmao, even. Perish the thought, and yourself along with it! I don't want that cookie! I NEVER wanted him! Never ever! He's NOTHING! NOTHING TO ME!!! He's a TRAITOR and a LIAR and I HATE HIM! I hate his silky hair and his kind eyes and his warm smile and his gorgeous robes and his soothing voice and that outstretched hand, so soft yet so strong, reaching for me, trying to draw me closer to him and his sugar-sweet proclamations of understanding and companionship- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! I HATE HIM! HE'S NOTHING TO ME! NOTHING AT ALL! I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM- *throws himself on the floor in a red-faced tantrum*
when ur so chronic for toxic cookie yaoi u bust out a a whole animatic for them in a week 😖😖
Btw ty to all those who liked, reblogged or commented on the wip UR ALL ACTUALLY THE BEST TYSMMMMM
Wake up, puppet boy!!!!!
Tis but a visitor knocking at my chamber door.
Waiting for them to be canon
I’m in tears 😭 this is so adorable!!!
Also to the creator who worked on this amazing comic your artwork is beautiful and I wish you luck on your masters degree @the-cactae !!
{PureCaco Series}
3. Souljams and Magic💎
there go answers to our questions ☺️ I’m so sorry it’s so much! But the idea I came up with was so hard to visualise, I still cut SO much text you don’t even realise. I hope I delivered it somewhat acceptably.😭
So yeah!! I do want to make more, of course, but I have some huge think incoming. My masters degreeee. And I literally haven’t got a single word written in it. So I really gotta lock in😭 thank you for your patience my loves. Cheers!
HE’S AWAKENED AND HOME OMFG!!!
I may not have shadow milk cookie, but at least I got my favorite cookie’ and yes all the work was definitely worth it!!
!?!? SPOILERS FROR NEW CRK UPDATE !?!?
Just a warning if ya don’t want to be spoiled if you’re playing the game and invested in the story.
I completely forgot to post this but I got this Diva 💜 a couple days ago 🤣😂
Im still on the hunt for that blue clown, I swear I’ll bring him home even if it drives me insane like Truthless Recluse.
Oh and, ANOTHER PURE VANILLA CRASH OUT⁉️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️
!!!SPOILERS FOR COOKIE RUN UPDATE!!!
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PV CRASHOUT PURE VANILLA CRASHOUT PURE VANILLA CRASHOUT PURE VANILLA CRASHOUT PURE VANILLA CRASHOUT PURE VANILLA CRASHOUT PURE VANILLA CRASHOUT PV CRASHOUT!!! PURE VANILLA CRASHOUT
YOOOOO HE LOOKS SO PISSED!?!?
She's going to bite your ankles tomorrow
OH NAURRRR 😭😭😭😭
YES YES!! It's finally coming out soon, FINALLY!!!
Also, as much as i enjoy fangirling over seeing Pure Vanilla Cookie getting an awakening and a new legendary costume...
THERE BETTER BE MORE GINGERBRAVE ACTION AND LORE IN THERE AS PROMISED, because im tired of him getting overlooked, especially when he, Strawberry Cookie, and Wizard Cookie WERE BAKED BY A WITCH
