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so yes i have a kyman university au which i am writing now where they enter the same uni (they didn’t know it until it was too late) and start fighting ‘cause ppl actually like cartman because they dont know about all those terrible things he’s done.
i feel like even professors would dislike kyle for how he acts around cartman.
cartman: So moral values, on the other hand, although are not mandatory to follow, are extremely significant in people’s lives. They are the reason why people understand the importance of equality, honesty and self control. And even though they are not written in any legal documents or Constitution, people who don’t live by their standards or whose values differ from the rest of society are eventually called deviants and threaten the law system. Basically, summing up what I have just said, life without moral values would be a complete disaster and would cause chaos and disorder.
professor: Very well, Eri–
kyle, rolling his eyes and snorting: Oh, please.
professor: Is there a problem, mister Broflovski?
kyle: I’m sorry, but– As if he knows anything about moral values.
professor: And what do you mean by that unexpected accusation?
cartman: I apologise, Professor, me and Kyle were… acquainted before. I believe he’s talking about those times.
kyle: Yes, I am! You shouldn’t even be allowed to study Law in the first place!
cartman: Wow, Kyle. Rude.
professor: Young man, everyone is allowed to study law, no matter what things they’ve done in the past.
kyle: But you don’t understand, he’s…
professor: And I don’t want to judge my students by their past. Right now I see in Eric Cartman a good, responsible, hard-working and smart man, and you… well, you’ve already spoiled my impression.
kyle, shocked: What– But– It’s–
cartman: Can I now continue my answer, Professor?
professor: Sure, Eric, go on. And you *(refers to kyle)* – please, refrain from unasked comments in my classes.
kyle: But– …Okay, I’m… sorry. Won’t happen again.