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What the Jedi say: Always in motion, the future is
What the Jedi mean: Hell if I know
What the Jedi say: Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter
What the Jedi mean: I just did something extremely dangerous and/or buckwild and will spout whatever bullshit it takes to get the medics off my ass
What the Jedi say: May The Force be with you
What the Jedi mean: Fuck off
What the Jedi say: I follow the will of The Force
What the Jedi mean: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing and at this point you should be afraid to ask
What the Jedi say: The Force will be with you, always
What the Jedi mean: See ya never, fuckers
What Jedi say: Emotions lead down a dark path.
What Jedi mean: Calm your tits before you hurt somebody.
What Jedi say: The Force shall reveal the time for action.
What Jedi mean: Nah.
What Jedi say: I sense darkness in you.
What Jedi mean: Hey, asshole.
What Jedi say: The Force works in mysterious ways.
What Jedi mean: That’s the worst question I’ve ever heard.
What Jedi say: I will meditate on your words.
What Jedi mean: Go fuck yourself.